Tuesday, September 20, 2011

When the \lesssims don't work, Mr Rot must pay

Bah! What's an extra trillion?

The McKinsey study [..] undermines two major claims Obama made during health care debate: "If you like your health plan, you can keep it" and "It will not add one penny to the deficit." Duhhh. Who, besides Pepe, believed that?

The problem with quotas

Pepe explains the meaning of taco con mierda

Obama's allies

It's a matter of doing the right thing.

Oedibama Rex

“Reset” won’t be used any more, and the idea that friends like Britain, Israel, Eastern Europe, etc. were to be shunned while rivals and enemies like the Palestinians, Russia, and the Latin American communists were to be courted is over also. Friends are friends for a reason, and enemies the same — regardless of what Obama learned at Chicago and Harvard.

Another scandal being served up

I don't like these little websites that seem ATAAAAACCCKKK WAAAATTTTCCCHHH fodder, but I remember that Obama didn't put his money in blind trusts because he had diversified investments or T-bonds or some BS. Turns out that the reason could be that, similarly to being the worst president in memory, he's also the most corrupt.
Can't say I didn't warn you, but of course roT is an extremist rathith while AA, Pepe, and Tecs are level-headed...

Brooks realizes the crease is wrinkled

Monday, September 19, 2011

Rot tries to figure out whether he's a Socialist

His back-up plan: Bachmann.

Greenspan says: let's bring back Mr Rot

Also, let's reduce the budget deficit by making obstreperous Physics grad students pay up.

A ladies' man has a charmed life

So who's the better Texan candidate, Señor Rot?

Charly makes a sales pitch

.. in a falsetto voice. How's the new math working?

Spengler says don't worry!

Finally, a mountain even Herr Rott can climb

1-2-3

Pinko cartography

The Death of the Mind

The death of character.

Obama finally grows a pair

Awakening from the big sleep

Berkeley toilet backs up in NYC, Urine, Feces

With DNC in Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces

Hey Tecs! Why should your endorsements be news?

Of course Pepe doesn't like the Ten Commandments

Tecs says deport, forgetting about the gene pool

Mano-a-mano on the stage

Obama's aviation proctology board

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Pepe gets a government job

High-yield bondage? Rubber checks?

Pepe's Ayenbite of Inwyt

Swaggart.

Pravda Planet Pepe and The Obamaklean One

Sycophancy was what it looked like on its moderate days.

Still out there hitting the ball

Gotta admit, he knows how to play the game.

Hey Tecs! Maybe you should come visit; they might get you a nice toupée!

Take that, you loser Spaniards! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Pepe writes an iPhone app

Kayla in the Cabinet

The book says Romer shared her thoughts with Harvard professor Elizabeth Warren, then a candidate to lead the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. “Why is it always the women?” Romer asked. “Why are we the only ones with the balls around here?”
Indeed.

Solyndra makes a profit in China

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Quién nos da los bang-bangs? Republicanos o demócratas?

Planet Pepe Pisses On Faux Pepe as Pepe Would

While Pepe begs 'em to Love Him

A lot like working at AA's POE in the good old days

...I'm starting to feel sorry for these arrogant shitheads, almost.

In the Year 1975, When America Was Still Alive...

..and Planet Pepe had not yet shat up to the Sky...

Walter Bonatti, RiP

A Drop of Water. For Bonatti, the trick [after K2] is to find new ways to climb the familiar old hills. And he had a really novel idea for the Matterhorn: a "direttissima" assault, straight up the mountain's ice-coated, practically vertical north wall, a climb that had been tried (without success) only once before—in the summer. It was, shuddered a Swiss guide, "the route that a drop of water would follow." Here.

601

Lemon socialism + crony capitalism = pinko nirvana

Of course, Pepe loves this basic principle. Sometimes, though, Mr Rot also falls for it.

What could this possibly mean?

Hero of Planet PP gets an award

Tecs now deeply confused...

McGuinness brings the hate world together in condemning him just like Bachmann (be still, Tecs' heart!) even gets Ron Paul saying her ideas are way out.
It's time for Tecs to take a breather.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Interesting take...

“We are pretty pissed off about it,” says one confidant. “She messed up, making it harder for other candidates to speak up. Taking on Perry on this front, with serious arguments, could have been a long and very successful line of attack. She went a step too far and embarrassed the field. She polluted the issue.”
Stalking horse or fucktard?

“The Dog Ate My Homework Act”

Big Bird swiftboats the One

Calif. smart power. Fire them all.

Tecs' headachy heroine gets to 'splainin'

Michele Bachmann kept going back for HPV shots until simple mental retardation was just a phase in her past and full blown bat-shit crazy became her new norm.

Saving Socrates For Old Time's (aka, Xenophone and Aristophanes) Sake

Follow the link, gents. A good one here.

"It baffles me that grown people must convince themselves that those with whom they disagree are stupid or malevolent.”

Belly full of scheiß

Balut: a gourmet delicacy.

When retards take themselves too seriously...

Herr Metternich Rott says: damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead

Do pinkos pull for RWNs, or the other way around?

Pepe pushes the panic button.

Mr Rot fires an angry letter to the editor

Something about \lesssims not commuting? Whatevah.

Sarah Palin with a Ph.D.

Tecs wets his Gucci loafers.

Pepe buys a Lada

Tecs gives advice on flailing to anyone who'll listen

Even bong-slobbering Mother Jones readers!

The only way to get Tecs to pay