Sunday, September 25, 2011

Pepe's catechism: "The Science is Settled"

Mr Rot also has some settled science: predators pick off the weak and old Wildebeests, thus making the herd stronger as a whole. Moderate alcohol consumption, likewise, picks off the old, weak brain cells. Ditto liver cells, etcetera. Thus making the body, overall, stronger.

Feng shui or die

We are all Greek now

Obama is quite a throwback. In some ways, he would return us to centuries past. His administration is spending trillions to build high-speed trains, despite minimal consumer demand. Trains are a 19th-century technology. Subsidies are also doled out for wind power, a medieval technology. Meanwhile, the space program is all but jettisoned. Rather than rely on fossil fuels, the president would make America run on renewable energy. The last renewable in widespread use was the horse.

Pepe prefers the Casey Anthony jury for Daqduq

Tecs prefers Roxburycare

Diva from Adjud

Gaydar as an offensive weapon

Well-played, Bristol!

La Nena de Laredo

Ah, don't worry about the Zetas, says Mr Rot. It's just one of those things you need to put up with in life. Update.

Perry went to Texas A&M

Howie Carr not impressed with "slick Rick": this is sounding like Ted Kennedy after a long car ride. Rot mumbles darkly about the injustice of it all.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

The Baghdad Bob of pinko agitprop

.. assured everyone that Solyndra was doing just great -- a couple of months before it went belly up, and we were left holding the bag, at a tune of $535 million. Of course, he went to Harvard. Duh.

Rot's pretty boy wins in a landslide -- not

Cain by a mile. Rot sobs uncontrollably.

Obama's edumacation on fire. Tecs, of course genuflects. It's Harvard!

Tecs' Madison is sanctimonious and dishonest. Shocka.

Pepe pontificates on what constitutes free speech

Dave takes over where WIlliamson leaves off

Tecs punch-drunk.

Mitt "Tecs" Romney fires back a quip worthy of H.L.Mencken...

...in his heart/mind.

Tecs trades the Trabbi in

Dressing up old hatreds in the dowdy Brooks Brothers suits of the Kennedy School and the University of Chicago

Venture socialism + crony capitalism = Pepe's paradise

Da Return of Da Czar di Tutti Capos......

..Capisce??

Texifornia. Last bastion falls.

Tecs' UPDATE: Rotterland, Rotterland über alles, Über alles in der Welt.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Never Our Friends and Allies: The Pakis

They are about as much our ally as Planet Pepe is a friend to the rights of man.

Spontaneous human combustion: what a way to go!

Kristol not happy

No front-runner in a presidential field has ever, we imagine, had as weak a showing as Rick Perry. It was close to a disqualifying two hours for him. And Mitt Romney remains, when all is said and done, a technocratic management consultant whose one term as governor produced Romneycare. He could rise to the occasion as president. Or not.

Counterpoint. Obama to be re-elected: 45.9% at Intrade. Lowest so far.

Add Taranto to Mr Rot's expanding shit list

And Wehner. And Kaminsky. Youtube remix.

Add Mark Steyn to Mr Rot's expanding shit list

“In a two-party system, we’re covered on that. The Democrats will do the kind of cheap racism demagoguery that you don’t like people called ‘José,’ you don’t have any heart. We should have an alternative to that in a two-party system.” Mais non, mais non, says Rot.

Peggy "Tecs" Noonan still prefers Obama to just about everyone

Shocka.

Uh, oh

Pepe finds a droid

.. and a razor.

Aahh, the Italians

v>c?

Despite the large significance of the measurement reported here and the stability of the analysis, the potentially great impact of the result motivates the continuation of our studies in order to investigate possible still unknown systematic effects that could explain the observed anomaly. We deliberately do not attempt any theoretical or phenomenological interpretation of the results.

Lamely slippery

The surest way to antagonize immigration hawks is to accuse them of nefarious motives yet he seems intent on doing so, again and again. A play straight out of the Rotter playbook.

That’s a fine strategy for appealing to Latinos in the general election and poisonous as a strategy for consolidating tea partiers in the primary. To get to point B, you first have to get past A. The diagram doesn't commute. How many times do I have to explain that?

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The education of a pinko

Even Joan Walsh has decided Obama is the emptiest of suits. If you hit the link to read the letters, you'll see that the Abilene Paradox's denouement has been hit. It's a collapse.

Pepe & Tecs' headachy honey pullin' in 1/20 of Floriduhns

5% idiots in Florida sounds low. Could they be pullin for Romney and RonPaul too?

Here's the crash.

OK, so I hope Obama keeps his cool so that Tecs will keep supporting him.
Theme song for Bernanke.
Dirges for us all.

What did you say about moving to a civilized country?

Tecs Senator a Phi Beta Hoffa

Last time I go to your house for dinner, Tecs!

The pinko SS is on its way and for them, "separation of church and state" means, get yo ass out of state if you got 'ligion.

Rotter nirvana

Stonewalling

Mitt gets a bloody nose...

Want red-on-red violence, Romnmann? Here it comes, and Romney runs from his record as governor, hyping his (father's buddies') business success.

Salt

France weighs theocracy

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Ah, that's why Pepe likes to frolic in the nude...

A=>B=C: Women with fewer clothes attract more men and therefore are more likely to get married.
The frequency and quality of sexual activity tends to be greater for women wearing fewer clothes -- and sex has been proven to be a life-enhancer.

STFU and communicate

Tea bagger voicing opinion

Tecs is still hopey-changey. Just ask him.

Beautiful

Charging the mound

Strange bedfellows

Pepe will complain about entrapment,...

... but without entrapment, how would ever get to read a story like this?

Tecs' fruity calamari

RWNs crackup

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

And then Italy will go Greek

But it will come at a massive cost. The riots of Athens will become those of Milan, Madrid and Marseilles. Parties of the fringe will gain greater sway. .. Countries will choose decay over reform. It's a long, likely parade of horribles.

And Rott will frolic in the Alps with Charly, sipping chilled Chablis, oblivious to it all. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Tecs becomes a full-on Pepesque pinko, complete with champagne flute

Tecs' brainy blondie gets all huffy

Course doesn't like principled talk though! What does Liz Warren say?

IT'S ALL COANDA'S FAULT!!!

[Add a pic of the Coanda turban. -- tecs]

Ponzi schemes do not exist, says Rot

When the immediate consequence is favorable, the later consequences are disastrous

.. almost always. So said Frédéric Bastiat. Of course, Mr Rot thinks all Frenchies are effete pinko pussies. Nevertheless, because of his stress on the role of consumer demand in initiating economic progress, Bastiat has been described .. as a forerunner of the Austrian School. Next time you're in Rome, go to this church (next to Piazza Navona, if you can find it), and you'll see his tomb there.