Thursday, May 31, 2007

When girls go West


... the young men who stay behind are often poorly educated, unemployed and frustrated -- perfect fodder for neo-Nazi groups looking for members.
OK, OK, so what's the moral here?

Harvard studies

Your tax dollars at work: "In one experiment, children were read simple statements and a question: "Sarah has 64 candies. She gives 13 of them away. John has 34 candies. Who has more?" By the way, what's "symbolic arithmetic"?

Mitt on Hill

Her view is the old, classic, European caricature that we describe of big government, big taxation, welfare state... She gave a speech a couple of days ago and laid out her vision for America. And as I listened to her I figured her platform wouldn't even get her elected in France.
Ah, but she'll be a smashing hit in Nawlins. It's what they want down there, non?

Goddammit! Who are the Resistance again?

Goodbye, cruel world

Maybe Chavez will take her back?

Assisi

And We Learnt How to Swim in the Serengeti

Conference room, Italian style


If you get bored by the talks, you just look at the frescoes.

Musumeci defies Planet Pepe's artsy-fartsy orthodoxy

He's a lawyer

no fucking shit

Hey, JJ, watch out for the air!

Rome high?

sushi

Hanson and Pepe in parallel

[... No] one nation is easier to terrify than americans and there is good money to be made by playing the "razor in apples at halloween/african killer bees" string. Pepe says that here. Actually, AI, I remember you smugly chortling with other foreign-born members of your department at chickenshit pantywaist yellowbelly Americans afraid to fly. Why the change of, uh, pants (to paraphrase Pepe)?

Shucks, No Nawlins??

we'll see

Italian trash

So it remains to be seen whether Naples is ready to overcome its trash crisis, whether politicians can agree on where new dumps and incinerators should be located. Shipping it abroad does not seem an option: Romania, one of the few possibilities, recently said it would not take Italy's trash.

Good try, but thanks, and no thanks

Geezer talk


So OK, how do we keep fresh, instead of getting decrepit?

His Domo, Arigato

Kinda proved Papa's Point about the RoPer

what a waste

We so Misjudged Robert the Great

There is a special reeducation camp on Planet Pepe waiting for us { a bullet on every pillow, an ACORN in every pot}

I think we all agree on the death penalty here.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

whodat?

They hope his name recognition as an actor and radio commentator, conservative stands on issues like immigration and government spending, and strength in the South will differentiate him from the current crop of candidates.
name recognition? who the fuck is this guy?

JJ, watch that laptop!

Or you'll get a dowager's hump. (Not hump the dowager.)

The Joys of Pessimism (note: Oprah still sucks)

Thaddeus, a farming consultant from Minnesota, writes that American farmers are congenital gloomy Guses, constantly wringing their hands over weather, blight, and commodity prices. "The result of all this negative thinking," Thaddeus writes, "is the most stable, secure and inexpensive food supply in the history of the world. Farmers worry about dry weather, so they install irrigation systems. They worry about wet weather, so they install tile lines to drain their fields. They worry about diseases, so they vaccinate their cattle and spray fungicides on their crops. They worry about cold winters, so they cut hay and silage for their livestock."

JJ, watch where you're driving!

Actually, I've never seen JJ driving (does he even have a driver's license?), but it sort of sounds like him, especially when he's talking over the cell phone. And, while at it, is the Beetle a JJ car, or what?

And another

Magnificent Advert

Damn, Pepe! Making the poor girl carry lumber?


Also, isn't it well-known that backlit shots are tough?

Phudniks and Cacademics

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, ‘What is this, a joke?’

Deep thoughts from LaRouchebag

What do you do with an asshole like that?

The man told the Journal-Constitution he was in Rome during his honeymoon when the CDC notified him of the new tests and told him to turn himself in to Italian authorities to be isolated and be treated. The CDC told him he couldn't fly aboard commercial airliners.
"I thought to myself: You're nuts. I wasn't going to do that. They told me I had been put on the no-fly list and my passport was flagged," the man said.
He told the newspaper he and his wife decided to sneak back into the U.S. through Canada. He said he voluntarily went to a New York hospital, then was flown by the CDC to Atlanta.
He is not facing prosecution, health officials said. [huh????-JJ]
"I'm a very well-educated, successful, intelligent person," he told the paper. "This is insane to me that I have an armed guard outside my door when I've cooperated with everything other than the whole solitary-confinement-in-Italy thing."

New Pornbox OpSystem

The Oracle of Planet Pepe

You're Doing a Great Job, Pepe!...

...but more seriously if my office turns into this, I'm going back to residential and heavy construction.

A royal meal

He's Sticking to It

So then there were two. Putin and Castro must be very very happy with him.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Pandora's box continues to provide

AI referred in another post to the US war machine as "pros". Good thing it isn't a bunch of clowns running the show instead, otherwise you might have a situation spinning out of control.

outmoded, amateurish and unreliable

The psychologists and other specialists, commissioned by the Intelligence Science Board, make the case that more than five years after the Sept. 11 attacks, the Bush administration has yet to create an elite corps of interrogators trained to glean secrets from terrorism suspects.

MFT, What do you think?

AI! It's Christmas Day for You

At the bitter end

The slaughter and rapine that awaited the surviving citizens of the city need not be dwelt on at length. It was unspeakable. Children raped on Christian altars; women and elderly impaled; blood running on the streets; St. Sophia a great bloodbath, then a mosque. Legend holds that several priests vanished into the very walls of the church, to return when Constantinople is liberated from the yoke of the Mohammedan. Untold Greeks were captured and clasped in fetters, the maidens and attractive boys destined for Turkish harems, the strong boys for the barracks of the Janissaries, to repeat the conquest of other Christians in other lands; and the Orthodox Church itself was seized into a captivity under which much of it toils to this day. [...] The city was vanquished and violated. He established the Greeks under the standard dhimma contract, Islam's system of official subjugation and humiliation: a kind of Jim Crow for infidels.

Aahhh, the stuff of legend on Planet Pepe.

AQ channels Pepe

"This is not a call for negotiations. We do not negotiate with baby killers and war criminals like you," said Gadahn. "You will go down in history not only as the president who embroiled his nation in a series of unwinnable and bloody conflicts in the Islamic world but as the president who set the United States up on its death march."

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

A Vicar of the Messiah Complex??

The Venezuelan Government has also filed charges against local network Globovision for what it says was indirectly encouraging Mr Chavez's murder by airing footage of the 1981 assassination attempt on late pope John Paul II.

Pepe! Is Übergirl Cuter than Kayla?

Pepe. Did he do the right thing

or did he violate these guys' rights to privacy?

Brooks on Gore's book

Freedom, pinko-style

With the heterosexual males, if they identify themselves as that at the door, or indeed we question their behaviour in the venue and if they come across as being heterosexual, then we will simply ask them to leave if the behaviour is unappropriate.

Glorious ACMilan

You think Shevchenko would play better for Ancelotti than he has for Mourinho?

Poor Motherless Planet Pepe

its Sheehan is dulled

Battle of Steelin' Grid

Brave Chi Forces From Planet Pepe

Magnificently trained

Monday, May 28, 2007

Pepe! Enough sock puppets!

Added: Monday, 28 May, 2007, 20:12 GMT 21:12 UK
Iran should not trust the Americans. Americans have reverted to Lies , deceit, and abuse of human rights of prisoners of war and civilians, Iran should make sure the freedom fighters of Iraq are well supported.
Don Nuttall, Canada
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Added: Monday, 28 May, 2007, 17:05 GMT 18:05 UK
Let's not forget who caused the mess in Iraq. The same country that's dropped two atom bombs, bombed 19 nations since WW2, exercises torture at illegal prisons etc etc. should I go on?
Adam, London
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Able Danger vs Capital Incompetence

Pepe's Dem Boyz can never be too quick in blocking or shutting down something that actually works well....But then neither can the Bushies..
just a reminder of how fucked up our government idiots have been on questions of deep natural security for a very long time

A Ton O' Metal Luvin' , Arafat's Body Crumblin'

Pepe's Planet Tumblin', RaaawwwHIDE !

Scylla All Alone

A great mind

Having trouble with notation...

Deeper thinking than an ice sheet

The California Democrat [Pelosi] pointed to her delegation's weekend stop in Greenland, "where we saw firsthand evidence that climate change is a reality; there is just no denying it.""It wasn't caused by the people of Greenland — it was caused by the behavior of the rest of the world," she said.

Peters 1, Pepe 0 ??

Of course they're right...

Ah, Yes, the D of PPs Villagers

Fine and innocent lads at play

The time machine

incredible.