Obama's 12 Disciples

The link provided directs us to a wikipedia list of Christ's disciples. Below the list is also provided. Anyone game for drawing some contemporary comparisons within Obama's Political-Religious campaign with that of J.C.'s crew back in the day?

Caesar Ike created the roads that allow the speedy transfer of military equipment and goods across the nation, and like the disciples of old, Obama and his messengers today utilize these contemporary Roman roads. The Wright Brothers and Coanda (another Romanian and hence Roman vestige) have also provided Obama with a vehicle to spread his message of redemption and salvation from New York City to Hollywood.

Okay, first off, who is George Clooney, and who is Hale Berry? See below...

1.) Simon, called peter
2.) Andrew, the brother of Simon Peter
3.) James, son of Zebedee (called the son of Zebedee by Mark and Matthew)
4.) John (Mark and Matthew identify him as the brother of James, son of Zebedee)
5.) Philip
6.) Bartholomew, named Nathanael in John
7.) Matthew (whom the Matthew evangelist identifies as a publican), named Levi in Luke and Mark
8.) Thomas
9.) James, son of Alphaeus
10.) Simon, called a zealot in Mark, Matthew, and Luke
11.) Jude Thaddaeus, called Thaddaeus by Mark, Lebbaeus Thaddaeus by Matthew, and Judas of James by Luke
12.) Judas Iscariot

Can anyone photoshop Obama's head onto the J.C. in DiVinci's "Last Supper"?