Sunday, September 07, 2008

Econazis ban rib-eyes

MFT, this is a call to arms. Bring me an extra set of camo.
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11 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

I like to take a videocamera into the Feasting Halls of the UN.

9/07/2008 1:16 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...

JJ, I'll put in orders for the new digital camo. Pepe gets special camo, though. What kind of weaponry do you have for the bunker?

More seriously, there are ways to lessen the impact that massive steriod-jacked cattle have on the landscape of our beautifully dangerous American West: miniature herefords are becoming more and more popular, they are less destructive to the ecosystem, and perhaps the most important point, I hear they are really tasty.

9/07/2008 1:22 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...

Good history of miniature herefords here.

9/07/2008 1:23 PM
Tecumseh said...

How about some caribou stew? Is that PC? Or, for that matter, edible?

9/07/2008 1:26 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...

I've never had caribou, AI. I've had some pretty good elk steaks, though.

9/07/2008 1:56 PM
Mr roT said...

I've had moose. Good. Better than venison I had from that cook and she was brilliant. Of course the best venison I ever had was at a restaurant.

9/07/2008 2:22 PM
Mr roT said...

mft, we need a bunker that can comfortably accomodate a couple hundred head of cattle, I am afraid. Maybe the Mongol way is best. We travel light, following the herd, and live on the herd. Goddammit, how we get a mobile feed lot?

9/07/2008 2:24 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

I'v had Moose Drool. Does that count?

9/07/2008 2:24 PM
Mr roT said...

hah

9/07/2008 2:59 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...

AA, Moose Drool counts. Don't forget Scapegoat Ale, too.

JJ, there are too many barbed wire fences for the nomadic open-range style of life in the American West. We'll need to relocate. I have contacts in Ulaanbataar. We can use that city as a staging ground, and eventually transplant mini herefords to the Mongolian steppe (we're not going to fucking eat mutton all the time). How handy are you with a kalashnikov? It's time to go native: get your ger game ready...

9/07/2008 3:39 PM
Mr roT said...

OK, Mongolia it is. Don't need the camo then, I guess. I'll put on some Mongol togs.

9/07/2008 3:41 PM

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