Friday, September 12, 2008

In the Face of Ike, the Rest of the Country Reassures JJ

6 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

With food and water in short supply, vigilantes shot and lynched looters and those suspected of looting.

Ah, the charm of the texan ways.

Tecumseh said...

Is JJ shaking in his boots, already?

Tecumseh said...

Geraldo does a JJ impersonation.

Tecumseh said...

A JJ kindred soul: "If nature is going to come and get us, bring it on!" Harris said as she sipped a Bud light beer at the Poop Deck, a tavern a stone's throw from the sandy coastal strip thrashed by white-capped waves. "Everything I own and love is on the island; I'm going down with the ship," she added.

That's the spirit. Though hopefully JJ will go in a blaze of glory sipping Arrogant Bastard Stone IPA, not Bud light...

Arelcao Akleos said...

Well, JJ, if you are battening down the ship as the tsunami looms above, roiling with the white beard of Doom, remember this well:
Ye Died Like A Drowning Rat.

So I suggest you don't batten down the ship, but get the hell out of dodge to Alpine. Ain't gonna be any rogue wave that can reach a goat prancing on Alpine.

....or you could go and be with your parents. Drink a cerveza or two, watch the small rain which down can rain, and bone up on why you are no bosons mate.

Tecumseh said...

Looks like JJ listened to your sage advice, AA.