The philosophy he represents — that masculine persistence in the face of manifest resistence, even outright revulsion, on the part of his female target, is a virtue worthy of reward — is out of step with the times. Life is a bitch.
Pepe: (sings) Affair d'amour? Affair d'coeur? Je ne sais quoi ... je vis en espoir. (Sniffs) Mmmm m mm ... un smella voo feenay ... (Hums)
Gendarme: Le kittee kel terriblay odeur!! Pard'm was ... Jo-seph ... après-midi le fudge is burning!
Proprietor: Allais Gendarme!! Allais!! Return-moi!! This instonce!! Oh, pauvre moi, I am ze banrupt ... (Sobs)
Cat: Le mew? Le purrrrrrr.
Proprietor: A-a-ahhh. Le pussee ferocious! Remove zot skunk! Zot cat-pole from ze premises!! Avec!!
Cat: (Smells skunk) Sniff, sniff, sniff-sniff, sniff-sniff.
Pepe: Quel es? ... Ahhh ... la belle femme skunk fatale!! Tch-tch.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
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