A Nobel Mann, is He, who Gores the Stinking Peasantry

A Prize Worthy of His Science Sometimes the Bullshit runs so Pure, and piles up so Deep, that not even The Gold Piss of the Bleus could wash it away.

From Da Mann's Website: " He shared the Nobel Peace Prize with other IPCC authors in 2007." ..................................................... But the Nobel Committee has stated that "An award of the Nobel Prize to an organization does not under any circumstances permit an employee or other agent of that organization to claim to share a Nobel Prize. Only persons named explicitly in the citation may claim to share a Nobel Prize." ............................................................................ On the other hand, ya gotta feel for the dude. Mann actually had to work hard to put himself in a position to reap the riches of "Global Warming". Years of having to do legitimate science, even have to face critics whom he actually had to respond to, before he found the joys of Hockey. Inconvenient Al just strolled in with his D in an elective on "Physical Science", and Daddy's Harvard hand-me-down, and too many cocktail parties with the Chaddering Class, and simply snatched those kewl Big Warming Bucks away from poor ol' Mikey. It's like Madoff pickpocketing the guy at Union Station who's just made a few hundred at Three Card Monte. Life's a Bitch.