Nancy Pelosi needs a session on the ducking stool, of course. But everyone with an ugly divorce has had a Nancy. She’s vexatious and expensive to get rid of, but it’s not like we give a damn about her. Harry Reid is going house-to-house selling nothing anybody wants. Slam the door on him and the neighbor’s Rottweiler will do the rest. And Barney Frank is self-punishing. Imagine being trapped inside Barney Frank.
The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews. The input-worshipping universe of the New York Times is like New York itself—thousands of restaurant reviews and no place we can afford to eat.
PJ is good. Where has he been hiding all these years? He used to be all over the pace a decade or two ago.
knew he didn't write for the National Lampoon. But I was too busy with other stuff to notice that Rotten tomato. Ah well, it's like shooting fish in a barrel -- just wait, and they fall into my lap.
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Nancy Pelosi needs a session on the ducking stool, of course. But everyone with an ugly divorce has had a Nancy. She’s vexatious and expensive to get rid of, but it’s not like we give a damn about her. Harry Reid is going house-to-house selling nothing anybody wants. Slam the door on him and the neighbor’s Rottweiler will do the rest. And Barney Frank is self-punishing. Imagine being trapped inside Barney Frank.
Wow! Hate speech.
The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews. The input-worshipping universe of the New York Times is like New York itself—thousands of restaurant reviews and no place we can afford to eat.
PJ is good. Where has he been hiding all these years? He used to be all over the pace a decade or two ago.
Yeah. When he wrote for the National Lampoon (and at Harvard before) he wass quite good. Then he went all serious and shit.
I think Obama's stimulus has helped him.
Hmm, looking at his bio, he didn't in fact write for the Harvard Lampoon.
Well, too late for a VCP for you. Dommage.
knew he didn't write for the National Lampoon. But I was too busy with other stuff to notice that Rotten tomato. Ah well, it's like shooting fish in a barrel -- just wait, and they fall into my lap.
He DID write for the National Lampoon! Pay up!!
Screenshooting your comment here so you don't weasel out!
National --> Harvard. Oops, typo. Herr Straman on a roll tonight!
The tab...
.. has a balance of one jeroboam in my favor -- and that's only for today.
Dream on, rwn.
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