Stinking Peasants; da Bane of Versailles

Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Faster Down that River Charly
For Stinking Peasants have just Supped,
On Oats and a Mess of Barley.

Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly,
or Versailles is but a Dream

Row, Row, Row Your Boat
To Escape that Peasant Stench,
For Redneck Cretins be all Farted,
'N dare Speak like that Palin Wench.

Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly,
or Versailles is but a Dream.

Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Lord Halber da Mann; Piss the Gold of the Bleu.
Before your Eminence is all Tea Partied,
By those Odoriferous Serfs you Rue.

Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly, Hurriedly,
or....Versailles is But a Dream!