Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Kayla and Obama in Skyjinks!
An inflatable slide in the tailcone of the plane deployed, making control of the plane tough. "There are hydraulic lines back there," Rosenker says.[...]
New to the sidebar
Here's something for former John Kerry ~ Mitt Romney pods AA and AI. MFT may also find one aspect attractive. Related.
Spengler Looks at Obama....sees Planet Pepe in all its Ricain Hatin' Gloire
"... I saw those Djakarta markets for what they were: fragile, precious things. The people who sold their goods there might have been poor, poorer even than folks out in Altgeld [the Chicago housing project where Obama engaged in community organizing]. They hauled fifty pounds of firewood on their backs every day, they ate little, they died young. And yet for all that poverty, there remained in their lives a discernible order, a tapestry of trading routes and middlemen, bribes to pay and customs to observe, the habits of a generation played out every day beneath the bargaining and the noise and the swirling dust....." [from Obama's book, Dreams of my Father]
The coherence of traditional society imposes a structure on life, a structure so rigid that such societies cannot adapt to change and must crumble before encroaching empire. In return for the sanctity of individual rights, Americans are freed from the constraints of traditional society and made responsible for their own actions. For an American presidential candidate to refer to traditional society as the model for the solution to American problems has no precedent. It is one thing to denounce American errors while upholding American principles. Never before has America considered electing a president who prefers the alternative, and that might just be the most dangerous thing to happen to the United States since its Civil War. " [Spencer's conclusion]
It's easy to see why Obama makes Le Pew's leg do the Mathews Jiggle. A Versaillian rule over a happy place where the peasants get to die young and without hope under good ol' traditional Planet Pepe values. All that, and Kayla too.
Monday, July 07, 2008
Southwest meets white trash
the argument for parachutes on commercial jets (or umbrellas at the very least).
There goes the neighborhood
You islam-bashers will note that there isn't a chance for such abomination to occur there....
Chavez' butt teacher advises FARC
My advice is for Colombia and the US to wipe them out to the last man.
Helms the Klansman
seems like very small potatoes to me compared to what's going on relevant to the label.
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Hudson on Mosque
Holy Imam, the Believer is the "Radical"? Who would ever thunk THAT? [not Le Pew, of course]
Sniffly fruit's Helms dyslogy
Boring whiners. How can you care about such contemptible people, Pepe? Here's something with less cocktail.
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
A sad day for bigots and homophobes everywhere
Some memorable quotes for those who would somehow be inclined to pay their respects:
“Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior”
On his vote against funding of an AIDS program:“It's their deliberate, disgusting, revolting conduct that is responsible for the disease”
"To rob the Negro of his reputation of thinking through a problem in his own fashion is about the same as trying to pretend that he doesn't have a natural instinct for rhythm and for singing and dancing." — Helms responding in 1956 to criticism that a fictional black character in his newspaper column was offensive.
"What is really at stake is whether or not America will allow
the cultural high ground in this nation to sink slowly into an
abyss of slime to placate people who clearly seek or are willing
to destroy the Judaic-Christian foundations of this republic."
Jesse Helms (1990, on funding for the National Endowment for the Arts)
"Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into
the wrong hands."
"Atheism and socialism -- or liberalism, which tends in the
same direction -- are inseparable entities. When you have men
who no longer believe that God is in charge of human affairs,
you have men attempting to take the place of God by means of
the Superstate."
Jesse Helms (1973)
The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint
that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic,
and interfere with other men's rights."
"The New York Times and The Washington Post are both infested
with homosexuals themselves."
The Post, he charged, "caters to homosexual groups.
Just about every person down there is homosexual or lesbian,"
If God had wanted us to use the metric system,
Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
“Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior”
On his vote against funding of an AIDS program:“It's their deliberate, disgusting, revolting conduct that is responsible for the disease”
"To rob the Negro of his reputation of thinking through a problem in his own fashion is about the same as trying to pretend that he doesn't have a natural instinct for rhythm and for singing and dancing." — Helms responding in 1956 to criticism that a fictional black character in his newspaper column was offensive.
"What is really at stake is whether or not America will allow
the cultural high ground in this nation to sink slowly into an
abyss of slime to placate people who clearly seek or are willing
to destroy the Judaic-Christian foundations of this republic."
Jesse Helms (1990, on funding for the National Endowment for the Arts)
"Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into
the wrong hands."
"Atheism and socialism -- or liberalism, which tends in the
same direction -- are inseparable entities. When you have men
who no longer believe that God is in charge of human affairs,
you have men attempting to take the place of God by means of
the Superstate."
Jesse Helms (1973)
The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint
that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic,
and interfere with other men's rights."
"The New York Times and The Washington Post are both infested
with homosexuals themselves."
The Post, he charged, "caters to homosexual groups.
Just about every person down there is homosexual or lesbian,"
If God had wanted us to use the metric system,
Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
July 4th, The Anti-Pepe Holiday Trifecta
Enjoy, citizens of a free republic, while it lasts.
As for Le Pew, well a happy "Goddamn Amerikka Day" to ye too.
And I'll sees Ya, When I sees Ya.
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Blog 'Til You Die, O Corrupt of the Earth
Haram Skaram, and I thought Singapore's "Drugs are Dada" was the warmest welcome a country could give to the vagabond FCPer.
With this particular diktat, there ain't one of us, not even Le Pew, who escapes the slicin', the dicin', the fryin', the hangin' or whatever combination thereof suffices as punishment for our kufr ways....And I was so looking forward to my spiritual retreat in Qom this summer.
To Ease MFT's Fears, a Dose of Tunguska
Pillars of Fire? Looks like Armageddon would do quite a Shock and Awe on MFT's ass, dudes.
Where was Bruce Willis when we needed him?
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Sacre Bleu Mein Fuehrer, and other Eurocup Lowlights
Pieces from the
ObserverJune 29, 2008 12:01 AM
Biggest disappointment
Ronaldo
Specifically, his failure to flop, as everyone deep down hoped he would.
Refs
Most entertaining decision: Manuel González sending Germany coach Joachim Löw and Austria's Josef Hickersberger to the stands for being mean to him. Löw had to sit next to Angela Merkel. Neither looked comfortable.
Best Steve McClaren moment
Sweden v Greece
Still guarding his credibility. Heading for the media gantry in Salzburg, McClaren was asked for a view by a Swedish journalist. 'No comment,' said Steve. When finding the hack still walking by him, McClaren snapped: 'Are you following me, now?' No. He wasn't.
Biggest fashion let down: Romania coach Victor Piturca - big pre-tournament billing as a man-ghoul, nickname 'Satan', whose uncle used to live in a tomb. Turned up for Euro 2008 in a shell suit. Disappointing. Effortlessly out-emoed by Löw.
BEST MEDIA GAFFE
Swiss teletext
Agencies: 'TV chiefs have apologised after broadcasting the Nazi lyrics to the German national anthem during a Euro 2008 match. Stunned viewers were asked to sing along to the war-time 'Deutschland Uber Alles' song which has been banned for 63 years. Bosses at Swiss station SF2 blame the outrage on a junior researcher. Telly executive Gion Linder said: "This was a profound mistake."'
LEAST DIGNITY
Raymond Domenech
France coach revealed how Holland would cheat his side out of the tournament by letting Romania win in the final group match. 'Holland will make wholesale changes - it is already written that Romania will qualify with them from the group.' Holland won 2-0; France lost to Italy.
Best text message sent to a player by mistake
'Beautiful lady, I just want to tell you that in two more days I will be close to you. I trust in our national team.' Portuguese journalist attempting to text a girlfriend, mistakenly sending it to his top contact playing on the team
Best text message sent by a player
German international, capturing the spirit of their 1-0 win over Austria: 'What a fucking shit game.'
Best-phrased sacking
Italian FA
'While confirming to Roberto Donadoni our sincere personal admiration and appreciation for the reliability and skilled professional work which marked his time at the helm, we're not renewing his contract.'
Best press analysis
AS, Spain
AS columnist Tomas Roncero assesses Spain's success. 'Take that historic inferiority complex! Take that Spanish victimism! Take that Buffon and Cassano! Take that 22 June curse! Take that 88-year jinx against the unbeatable Italians! Take that pessimists! Take that disbelievers! Take that Tassotti! Take that Pagliuca! And long live King Juan Carlos of Spain!'
ObserverJune 29, 2008 12:01 AM
Biggest disappointment
Ronaldo
Specifically, his failure to flop, as everyone deep down hoped he would.
Refs
Most entertaining decision: Manuel González sending Germany coach Joachim Löw and Austria's Josef Hickersberger to the stands for being mean to him. Löw had to sit next to Angela Merkel. Neither looked comfortable.
Best Steve McClaren moment
Sweden v Greece
Still guarding his credibility. Heading for the media gantry in Salzburg, McClaren was asked for a view by a Swedish journalist. 'No comment,' said Steve. When finding the hack still walking by him, McClaren snapped: 'Are you following me, now?' No. He wasn't.
Biggest fashion let down: Romania coach Victor Piturca - big pre-tournament billing as a man-ghoul, nickname 'Satan', whose uncle used to live in a tomb. Turned up for Euro 2008 in a shell suit. Disappointing. Effortlessly out-emoed by Löw.
BEST MEDIA GAFFE
Swiss teletext
Agencies: 'TV chiefs have apologised after broadcasting the Nazi lyrics to the German national anthem during a Euro 2008 match. Stunned viewers were asked to sing along to the war-time 'Deutschland Uber Alles' song which has been banned for 63 years. Bosses at Swiss station SF2 blame the outrage on a junior researcher. Telly executive Gion Linder said: "This was a profound mistake."'
LEAST DIGNITY
Raymond Domenech
France coach revealed how Holland would cheat his side out of the tournament by letting Romania win in the final group match. 'Holland will make wholesale changes - it is already written that Romania will qualify with them from the group.' Holland won 2-0; France lost to Italy.
Best text message sent to a player by mistake
'Beautiful lady, I just want to tell you that in two more days I will be close to you. I trust in our national team.' Portuguese journalist attempting to text a girlfriend, mistakenly sending it to his top contact playing on the team
Best text message sent by a player
German international, capturing the spirit of their 1-0 win over Austria: 'What a fucking shit game.'
Best-phrased sacking
Italian FA
'While confirming to Roberto Donadoni our sincere personal admiration and appreciation for the reliability and skilled professional work which marked his time at the helm, we're not renewing his contract.'
Best press analysis
AS, Spain
AS columnist Tomas Roncero assesses Spain's success. 'Take that historic inferiority complex! Take that Spanish victimism! Take that Buffon and Cassano! Take that 22 June curse! Take that 88-year jinx against the unbeatable Italians! Take that pessimists! Take that disbelievers! Take that Tassotti! Take that Pagliuca! And long live King Juan Carlos of Spain!'
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