Sunday, October 19, 2008
Hmmmm?....
The video is titled, "Luxury underground sauna in Mongolia" — note the, ah, brass "fire poles" in the middle of the booth tables.
The Parable of the Stone, and other Theological Conundrums on Planet Pepe
"What’s in a Hiss? [Jay Nordlinger]
Had a funny moment last night — and it has to do with hissing. I’ve written on this subject: The Left hisses. I first noticed it when I was a kid growing up in Ann Arbor. Horrible, sinister sound — snake-like. Anyway, was in a movie theater on the Upper West Side (Manhattan). And a preview of Oliver Stone’s movie W. came on. And the hissing was kind of strange — sort of tentative hissing. Because they were hissing the president, of course — they had to do that. But they were aware it was an Oliver Stone movie, too – and Stone is good in their theology. So, they were unsure whether to hiss or not. They wanted to hiss the subject of the film, but not the film itself. You know? It was the most unusual hissing I have ever heard."
Had a funny moment last night — and it has to do with hissing. I’ve written on this subject: The Left hisses. I first noticed it when I was a kid growing up in Ann Arbor. Horrible, sinister sound — snake-like. Anyway, was in a movie theater on the Upper West Side (Manhattan). And a preview of Oliver Stone’s movie W. came on. And the hissing was kind of strange — sort of tentative hissing. Because they were hissing the president, of course — they had to do that. But they were aware it was an Oliver Stone movie, too – and Stone is good in their theology. So, they were unsure whether to hiss or not. They wanted to hiss the subject of the film, but not the film itself. You know? It was the most unusual hissing I have ever heard."
From Planet Pepe to The DreamWorld
Socialists Dreams are Alchemical. Each variant is clear on how the others go so terribly wrong, and each is adamant that, this time, the golden light of the Radiant Future will--at last-- be glimpsed: if only we give it world enough and time.
[yes, it is from 21 years ago; and the Socialist Dream dreams on]
Pepe's soulmates
A recent survey found 52 percent of eastern Germans believe the free market economy is "unsuitable" and 43 percent said they wanted socialism rather than capitalism.
RWNs turn enemy of the people into folk hero!
Populism is death, friends! Vote Harvard. Vote Columbia. Vote Sorbonne. Ho Chih Minh awaits! Justice for all! Buy boats, losers!
Pygmy Obama and his Giant Shadow
"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
— Lin Yutang
To be fair to Lin Yutang, his sentence sounds far better in Mandarin [has a nice poetic rhythm and lilt] than it does in English. For a similar sentiment, put out in Lingua Nostra, is the effort by a pissed off Chargaff when he heard that Watson&Crick had come up with the structure of DNA:
""That such pygmies throw such giant shadows only shows how late in the day it has become."
For us,it is nearing twilight. And the skies are a series of dark Reds and Greens and Bleus to Die For.
Is JJ proposing, or ogling?
Her recent events drew scruffy high-schoolers in backward baseball caps, tank-topped bikers in bandanas and long-bearded veterans in berets. They crashed the rope line for photos and autographs. “Marry me, Sarah,” a man implored in Weirs Beach, N.H., while Ms. Palin held up a tow-headed toddler and patted his little chest. She ignored, or didn’t hear, the proposal, but signed the dude’s ratty baseball cap. Yes, some men come to ogle the candidate, too. “She’s beautiful,” said a man wearing a John Deere T-shirt in Weirs Beach. “I came here to look at her,” he said, and his admiration for Ms. Palin’s appearance became more and more animated. Sheepish over his ogling, he declined to give his real name (“Just call me ‘John Deere’ ”). Could it be, could it be?
Canuckia as our last, best hope?
If Barack Obama wins the U.S. presidential election, as seems probable, Harper will be left as the only surviving conservative head of government in the English-speaking world. The non-English-speaking world is not much more congenial: In Germany, a very slightly conservative party governs in coalition with Social Democrats. And in France, Nicholas Sarkozy is veering further and further left with every drop in the stock market indexes...
After the defeat impending in November, however, Republicans seem fated to recoil upon a thin inventory of purist rhetoric and antiquated policy ideas. Such a reaction could lock U.S. conservatives out of government for years to come -- and impoverish the thinking of centre-right movements worldwide.
After the defeat impending in November, however, Republicans seem fated to recoil upon a thin inventory of purist rhetoric and antiquated policy ideas. Such a reaction could lock U.S. conservatives out of government for years to come -- and impoverish the thinking of centre-right movements worldwide.
Planet Pepe Recul?
Must be because the Russkies are scared President Obama will back up Ukraine. They got hot babes, man!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Not Blue vs Red But BleuBlood vs Redneck
...In the end, this country will be destroyed by Versailles. Aristos do really Fuck It All Up.
Peggy and Sarah
She is a person of great ambition, but the question remains: What is the purpose of the ambition? She wants to rise, but what for? ... She is not as thoughtful or persuasive as Joe the Plumber, who in an extended cable interview Thursday made a better case for the Republican ticket than the Republican ticket has made. In the past two weeks she has spent her time throwing out tinny lines to crowds she doesn't, really, understand. This is not a leader, this is a follower, and she follows what she imagines is the base, which is in fact a vast and broken-hearted thing whose pain she cannot, actually, imagine. She could reinspire and reinspirit; she chooses merely to excite. She doesn't seem to understand the implications of her own thoughts. Rather sad.
Change To Make FCP Bleed
....they're out to get us on all fronts, boyos. Except Le Pew, he's their Lord Haw Haw.PlanetPepeMath
Gail funny
Everybody knows that anything our president says is very likely wrong, and certainly won’t happen. If he announced: “I’m sending government agents to Spokane to arrest the looters,” we would expect that the officials would get lost, nobody would be arrested, and the looters probably never existed in the first place.
So hearts sunk throughout the nation when Bush appeared at a Chamber of Commerce gathering to say that the economy would recover.
“America is the most attractive destination for investors around the globe. America is the home of the most talented and enterprising and creative workers in the world,” said the president, who also insisted that “democratic capitalism remains the greatest system ever devised.”
Which translates into: all the money is going to Asia, nobody will ever get a job again and Karl Marx was right after all.
Bummer.
So hearts sunk throughout the nation when Bush appeared at a Chamber of Commerce gathering to say that the economy would recover.
“America is the most attractive destination for investors around the globe. America is the home of the most talented and enterprising and creative workers in the world,” said the president, who also insisted that “democratic capitalism remains the greatest system ever devised.”
Which translates into: all the money is going to Asia, nobody will ever get a job again and Karl Marx was right after all.
Bummer.
Ayering Obamacles' Bidenis
If this should have substance, then Le Bleu Baracky and his trusty sidekick, "Regular" Joe, form the first known team of Plagiarists for President.
A little technical matter
.. with a piece of paper signed by a bunch of dead white men 200+ years ago. Of course, such pesky rules don't apply on Planet Pepe.
Dreams of father Karl
A while back I chatted with a University of Chicago professor who was a frequent lunch companion of Obama's. This professor said that Obama was as close to a full-out Marxist as anyone who has ever run for president of the United States. You don't say.
Just in case you are comfortable
with the notion that allegations of racism are unfounded.
"None of us are racists," she said.
The use of watermelon, ribs and fried chicken was innocent, she said.
"Everyone eats those foods, it's not a racial thing."
In Praise of Getting Pissed
Interesting essay on how healthy cognition necessitates that we get pissed with one another.
Pepe Le Pew, Campaign organizer
Not present, or at least not singing the National Anthem at the rally was Londonderry senior Zach Bencal. Bencal, who sings the anthem for a number of school events and is actively involved in local community theatre, had been contacted by the Obama campaign to sing the anthem. He agreed to do so, then was told later in the evening the anthem had been scratched from the program. Bencal said he was told by the campaign the decision was a simple programming change to make room for another speaker. [...] Sandra Abrevaya, communications director for the Obama campaign's Manchester office, confirmed the choice had simply been a last-minute scratch from the rally's program, which included the Pledge of Allegiance.
What was that about Berkeley, AI? Also from Pepeland! Time to cling to some guns, boys!
What was that about Berkeley, AI? Also from Pepeland! Time to cling to some guns, boys!
Friday, October 17, 2008
Can We Just Tax Rich Liberals?
Not a bad exchange between McCain and Letterman, demonstrating Letterman is just as quick as McCain, but it seems as though it's a little late.
CATCH THE EXCERPT ABOUT 4:15 INTO THE AUDIO-VIDEO: McCain tells Letterman that, if elected, his first executive order will be to raise Letterman's taxes in order to distribute his wealth. I like that idea.
The band played the Who's "I Can't Explain" as McCain walked onstage at the Ed Sullivan Theater. After he sat down, Letterman asked, "Can you stay?"
"Depends on how bad it gets," McCain answered.
Letterman appeared to ridicule McCain about the implication that Obama and Ayers had a relationship.
"Are they double-dating, are they going to dinner, what are they doing?" Letterman asked. "Are they driving across country?"
"Maybe going to Denny's," McCain said.
While McCain risked a rough appearance -- "I haven't had so much fun since my last interrogation," he said -- it gave him the chance to show courage in the face of fire.
What can future candidates learn from this: when Wall Street is in the throws of a recession, book Letterman and Late Night instead of D.C.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Planet Pepe strikes back
Stinking peasants must be put in their place. Pinko aristos know how to do that.
Check out that rash, JJ
In mobile phone dermatitis, the rash would typically occur on the cheek or ear, depending on where the metal part of the phone comes into contact with the skin. In theory it could even occur on the fingers if you spend a lot of time texting on metal menu buttons. Not to say, on your butt, if you put your brain-fryer there.
No Wonder Brussels is the Child Porn Capital of the West
IM likes to fuck them Kufr comin' or goin', from crib to grave.
Gringas putas
OK, so you marry the most famously and most puta of them all and you don't even get a share of the proceeds? This is a shame. God damn America!
Pepe says fuck Joe the Plumber
Who is this jerk that everybody talks about like he's some precious little thing that needs to be cared for? Fuck you Joe. [Added Illus. --JJ]
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