Friday, February 01, 2008

Buy, JJ, buy!

8 comments:

Mr roT said...

It's French and it has a place for a dick? Nah. Must've been an import

Tecumseh said...

The whole gizmo is 3.5 inches, top to base. So yes, it can be French. Ask eBay to inspect it.

Mr roT said...

I see it covers the sac, but how about the cul? Can Pierre still take a peter in the arse?

Tecumseh said...

Good question. How about the original chastity belts, how did they work?

Tecumseh said...

A better buy, with better protection. A steal, JJ.

Mr roT said...

I was just thinking that modern military thought has pretty much proven the ineffectiveness of Maginot lines such as the one for sale on eBay. The Romans were disheartened when city walls were being built. They knew it meant that distant legions in snowy alpine passes could no longer be trusted. In another setting some General Wu could open the gate and all hell will break loose or some Guderian could drive up your Belgium!
Nay, the thing to do is have a mobile pro-active protection against penetration. A Douhetist like AI would suggest...
[you get the idea]

Tecumseh said...

Damn the torpedoes, all speed ahead? Is that it?

Mr roT said...

heh