Thursday, July 31, 2008
Finally, Congress is doing something useful
If they could also ban brain fryers in restaurants, on trains and buses, in stores -- heck, everywhere!
Zbig advises Obama
.. on how to deal with things. Here is Zbig in an earlier time, advising Binnie boy how to play with guns. How's that for a GUT?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Brittany & Paris
A couple of days ago, Pepe asked: Would you also know what Brittany & Paris think? As if on cue, the answer came back. Is this clairvoyance, or what?
The Prom Queen
Why do we bother with elections? Planet Pepe doesn't need such obsolete concepts. Let's have a Versailles coronation for its Roi Soleil.
Re-education through labour
Is what needs to be done with those bourgeois kkkapitalists who don't toe the pinko party line.
A terrible illness
And there is no healthcare in the US of KKKA to help this poor woman recover. What a crying shame. Quick, bring Obama to double our taxes, and cure it all.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
mac mingles with the common folks
Finally, there was the fact that Renee Gould, the young mother McCain had an extended chat with about the high price of tomatoes and milk, was not a random shopper, but an area resident funneled to the campaign by the local Republican Party.
[Add a pic of a BigMac, to spice things up. --AI]
On obama, mac and iraq
It was laughable to watch journalists stamp their feet last week to try to push Mr. Obama into saying he was “wrong” about the surge. More than five years and 4,100 American fatalities later, they’re still not demanding that Mr. McCain admit he was wrong when he assured us that our adventure in Iraq would be fast, produce little American “bloodletting” and “be paid for by the Iraqis.”
Bringing the Polish Thunder
All that was necessary for the downfall of communism, he used to say, was for the barriers of fear and passivity to fall.
Taking Out the Trash
Except the security guard to the right is wearing one of those funny German moustaches. What gives?
Monday, July 28, 2008
Deliverance
If Mr. Obama wins the presidential election, then Messrs. Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers and Pfleger will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America. And we'll all be squealing like a pig...
Planet Pepe is not amused
No, no, no. You can't make fun of its messiah. Only genuflections and hosannas will do.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Jefferson Parish follies
Your typical pinko prof
Francis Boyle, an international law expert, is urging Iranian leaders to sue Israel and the United States through the International Court of Justice in The Hague over their ultimatum that Iran freeze its nuclear enrichment program. Just a day at the office in Pepe's Lalaland.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Pepe will have a conniption fit
US now winning Iraq war that seemed lost: Easy, Pepe, easy. Take some smelling salts.
Obamania comes to NoDak
With Mac fast asleep at the wheel, MFT diggin' up God knows what in them vast plains, AA outta here, and JJ busily chasing mountain goats, is this any wonder?
Friday, July 25, 2008
Kerry is baaack!
Aahhh, the advantage of being a pinko liberal! I always said that a big part of why the Pepes of this world decide to be pinkos is that it gives them carte blanche to say whatever they want, with total impunity from the MSM press. (And besides, they get the girls with hairy legs, and the ketchup heiresses.)
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Most overpaid jobs
You can add your own. The one I like is: Photographers earn a national average of $1,900 for a wedding, though many charge $2,500 to $5,000 for a one-day shoot, client meeting and processing time that runs up to 20 hours or more, and the cost of materials. ... Much of their work is mediocre... Hmmm.... Why do stooopid Ricains pay big bucks for this crap?
Another Duns Scotus moment?...
Here are a couple pics in a naturalist (amateur, of course) style, taken one humid morning in southeast South Dakota, early July 2008. The sun is rising (you can see the rays strike the grass on the left, that being east), and demonstrating photosynthesis before our eyes. I'll leave each individual to ascribe it with metaphysical qualities. I thought it beauty in the secularist sense. So often we hammer out project after project in our respective trades and disciplines, and even though it's cliche, it's important to stop and recognize the indigenous grasses of North America (or wherever you might be hiking) from time to time. ...aaahhhhHHHhhhhh....
Enough of that shit, though, I've got deadlines to make.
~mft
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Joys of Planet Pepe
On the surface, this sounds like a classic case for the left... But this would require recognizing that the greatest danger to civil liberties in the world today comes not from the United States, but from a medieval tribalism that's still murdering people around the world under the guise of enforcing piousness. Ah, mais non, mais non, the pinko Versaillists love it, just love it. Rashid is their poster boy.
Foreign/confused
Obama’s margin of victory over John McCain in opinion polls is 51 percent in France, 49 percent in Germany, and 30 percent in Britain. [..] Europeans regard Bush, his America, and his foreign policy as little short of diabolical. They see Obama as the Fifth Cavalry riding in to save them from such dangerous folly. Pepe rulz!
Monday, July 21, 2008
Concrete Abominations and Constructive Criticism
Those technologically ingenious Romans couldn't have risen to seaport power without concrete, the architectural relics of which still fascinate and intrigue. However, today I become a little distressed by how concrete is being used, perhaps the antithesis of John Ruskin's motto: when we, humanity, build, we should build for the ages.
Check out The Atlantic link (click on the title, as usual) and let me know if this is how you want Western Civilization to be remembered. We also have the ability to be remembered by our dissent and objections to such architecture, too.
Check out The Atlantic link (click on the title, as usual) and let me know if this is how you want Western Civilization to be remembered. We also have the ability to be remembered by our dissent and objections to such architecture, too.
Sissies for Obama
McCain is endorsed by Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Obama gets support from Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, and every weenie in Hollywood. That includes you, Pepe.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Adios gringos
Democracy has spread to the entire middle east, gas is for nothing, aq is dismantled. cakewalk accomplished.
Stopping Le Pewian Terror Is Revolutionary Work
So one of Pepe's Homies heeded the call to action in all his Versaillian dhimminitude unleashed. Good thing some Right Thinking Yankee Soccer Minutemen clobbered him before he made his Exit. Which, given Henri's state of dress took courage above and beyond the call of duty.
Go Revs! E Morte para o Planeto Pepe!
Where is JJ?
Driving around Texas? Washing sox? Chasing mountain goats? Or playing soccer after one too many grappas?
Thursday, July 17, 2008
McCain jabs at Pepe
"The French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who is still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." Powww!
Bring it on
How to look at the same story as Pepe brought up a few days ago, but from the opposite angle.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Book Donations Now Being Accepted by the American University in Iraq
This is going on in the northern city of Sulaymaniya, Iraq. Send them to:
Nathan Musselman
The American University of Iraq—Sulaimani
Building No. 7, Street 10
Quarter 410
Ablakh Area
Sulaimani, Iraq
(+964) (0)770-461-5099
Not bad, Hitch. Not bad at all. Would Pepe even object?
Nathan Musselman
The American University of Iraq—Sulaimani
Building No. 7, Street 10
Quarter 410
Ablakh Area
Sulaimani, Iraq
(+964) (0)770-461-5099
Not bad, Hitch. Not bad at all. Would Pepe even object?
Sunday, July 13, 2008
All's Well on Planet Pepe
The peasants and would be capitalist rubes imprisoned in darkness. One brilliant point of light for Versailles East. Slaves and Lords. Submission for one and untrammeled freedom to shit on all for the other. Versailles is always clear on its concept, the civilization with fewest discontents is the one where the greatest number are bound to the mercy of the smallest possible gaggle of aristos.
Not like that stinking land of bourgeoisie to the south.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Hitch Vacation in Gitmo
I haven't had a chance to read this article in its entirety, but thought I'd pass along this experiment. The Brits have always been fond of empirical research. At least since Isaac Newton and David Hume came onto the scene...
(pics are to provide empirical symbolism; to demonstrate at least)
Right and Left Confluence?; or, mft's momentary idealism...
I believe in liberty. I believe that within every soul lies the capacity to reach for its own good, that within every physical body there endures an unalienable right to be free from coercion. I believe in a system of government that places that liberty at the center of its concerns, that enforces the law solely to protect that freedom, that sides with the individual against the claims of family and tribe and church and nation, that sees innocence before guilt and dignity before stigma.
I'd like to think this ideal transcends geopolitical borders.
I'd like to think this ideal transcends geopolitical borders.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Wisconsin govt about to be defrauded
One shudders with fear as to what evil will befall Wisconsin and its citizens when these two go ahead with the trip.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
I agree with Kos monkeys!
F*** Reid, F*** Pelosi, F*** Hoyer, F***Rockefeller, and , yes, F*** Obama. F*** ‘em all!
Revisionists starting early
Pepe! Time to start ripping pages out of the schoolbooks! AA & AI! Maybe time to start reevaluating your boy Kerry?
The Pugilist's Gambit
Mikey Tyson would have to have been even more ferocious in getting those KOs. His biatch of a Queen would have been all skank in 4 rounds.
Ce N'est Pas Possible!
Wow... I am so surprised, like, wow, man, shocked, and all that, yeah, who coulda guessed this? Color Planet Pepe Pink, that's how shocked, surprised, and awesome, Dude, gonzoed we is at this News.
I Hate DHS Nazis
Gee, make prisoners of our "free citizenry" everytime we use an airplane? Let's assume there are enough rational and sane folks around this guy to block this...but what the fuck does it say about our "best men" in Homeland Security that they would think of this idiocy as a reasonable option. We are fokkked on all fronts.
The nutgrinder part is:
"This bracelet would:
• take the place of an airline boarding pass
• contain personal information about the traveler
• be able to monitor the whereabouts of each passenger and his/her luggage
• shock the wearer on command, completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes
The Electronic ID Bracelet, as it’s referred to, would be worn by every traveler “until they disembark the flight at their destination.”
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Kayla and Obama in Skyjinks!
An inflatable slide in the tailcone of the plane deployed, making control of the plane tough. "There are hydraulic lines back there," Rosenker says.[...]
New to the sidebar
Here's something for former John Kerry ~ Mitt Romney pods AA and AI. MFT may also find one aspect attractive. Related.
Spengler Looks at Obama....sees Planet Pepe in all its Ricain Hatin' Gloire
"... I saw those Djakarta markets for what they were: fragile, precious things. The people who sold their goods there might have been poor, poorer even than folks out in Altgeld [the Chicago housing project where Obama engaged in community organizing]. They hauled fifty pounds of firewood on their backs every day, they ate little, they died young. And yet for all that poverty, there remained in their lives a discernible order, a tapestry of trading routes and middlemen, bribes to pay and customs to observe, the habits of a generation played out every day beneath the bargaining and the noise and the swirling dust....." [from Obama's book, Dreams of my Father]
The coherence of traditional society imposes a structure on life, a structure so rigid that such societies cannot adapt to change and must crumble before encroaching empire. In return for the sanctity of individual rights, Americans are freed from the constraints of traditional society and made responsible for their own actions. For an American presidential candidate to refer to traditional society as the model for the solution to American problems has no precedent. It is one thing to denounce American errors while upholding American principles. Never before has America considered electing a president who prefers the alternative, and that might just be the most dangerous thing to happen to the United States since its Civil War. " [Spencer's conclusion]
It's easy to see why Obama makes Le Pew's leg do the Mathews Jiggle. A Versaillian rule over a happy place where the peasants get to die young and without hope under good ol' traditional Planet Pepe values. All that, and Kayla too.
Monday, July 07, 2008
Southwest meets white trash
the argument for parachutes on commercial jets (or umbrellas at the very least).
There goes the neighborhood
You islam-bashers will note that there isn't a chance for such abomination to occur there....
Chavez' butt teacher advises FARC
My advice is for Colombia and the US to wipe them out to the last man.
Helms the Klansman
seems like very small potatoes to me compared to what's going on relevant to the label.
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Hudson on Mosque
Holy Imam, the Believer is the "Radical"? Who would ever thunk THAT? [not Le Pew, of course]
Sniffly fruit's Helms dyslogy
Boring whiners. How can you care about such contemptible people, Pepe? Here's something with less cocktail.
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
A sad day for bigots and homophobes everywhere
Some memorable quotes for those who would somehow be inclined to pay their respects:
“Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior”
On his vote against funding of an AIDS program:“It's their deliberate, disgusting, revolting conduct that is responsible for the disease”
"To rob the Negro of his reputation of thinking through a problem in his own fashion is about the same as trying to pretend that he doesn't have a natural instinct for rhythm and for singing and dancing." — Helms responding in 1956 to criticism that a fictional black character in his newspaper column was offensive.
"What is really at stake is whether or not America will allow
the cultural high ground in this nation to sink slowly into an
abyss of slime to placate people who clearly seek or are willing
to destroy the Judaic-Christian foundations of this republic."
Jesse Helms (1990, on funding for the National Endowment for the Arts)
"Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into
the wrong hands."
"Atheism and socialism -- or liberalism, which tends in the
same direction -- are inseparable entities. When you have men
who no longer believe that God is in charge of human affairs,
you have men attempting to take the place of God by means of
the Superstate."
Jesse Helms (1973)
The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint
that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic,
and interfere with other men's rights."
"The New York Times and The Washington Post are both infested
with homosexuals themselves."
The Post, he charged, "caters to homosexual groups.
Just about every person down there is homosexual or lesbian,"
If God had wanted us to use the metric system,
Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
“Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior”
On his vote against funding of an AIDS program:“It's their deliberate, disgusting, revolting conduct that is responsible for the disease”
"To rob the Negro of his reputation of thinking through a problem in his own fashion is about the same as trying to pretend that he doesn't have a natural instinct for rhythm and for singing and dancing." — Helms responding in 1956 to criticism that a fictional black character in his newspaper column was offensive.
"What is really at stake is whether or not America will allow
the cultural high ground in this nation to sink slowly into an
abyss of slime to placate people who clearly seek or are willing
to destroy the Judaic-Christian foundations of this republic."
Jesse Helms (1990, on funding for the National Endowment for the Arts)
"Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into
the wrong hands."
"Atheism and socialism -- or liberalism, which tends in the
same direction -- are inseparable entities. When you have men
who no longer believe that God is in charge of human affairs,
you have men attempting to take the place of God by means of
the Superstate."
Jesse Helms (1973)
The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint
that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic,
and interfere with other men's rights."
"The New York Times and The Washington Post are both infested
with homosexuals themselves."
The Post, he charged, "caters to homosexual groups.
Just about every person down there is homosexual or lesbian,"
If God had wanted us to use the metric system,
Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
July 4th, The Anti-Pepe Holiday Trifecta
Enjoy, citizens of a free republic, while it lasts.
As for Le Pew, well a happy "Goddamn Amerikka Day" to ye too.
And I'll sees Ya, When I sees Ya.
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Blog 'Til You Die, O Corrupt of the Earth
Haram Skaram, and I thought Singapore's "Drugs are Dada" was the warmest welcome a country could give to the vagabond FCPer.
With this particular diktat, there ain't one of us, not even Le Pew, who escapes the slicin', the dicin', the fryin', the hangin' or whatever combination thereof suffices as punishment for our kufr ways....And I was so looking forward to my spiritual retreat in Qom this summer.
To Ease MFT's Fears, a Dose of Tunguska
Pillars of Fire? Looks like Armageddon would do quite a Shock and Awe on MFT's ass, dudes.
Where was Bruce Willis when we needed him?
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Sacre Bleu Mein Fuehrer, and other Eurocup Lowlights
Pieces from the
ObserverJune 29, 2008 12:01 AM
Biggest disappointment
Ronaldo
Specifically, his failure to flop, as everyone deep down hoped he would.
Refs
Most entertaining decision: Manuel González sending Germany coach Joachim Löw and Austria's Josef Hickersberger to the stands for being mean to him. Löw had to sit next to Angela Merkel. Neither looked comfortable.
Best Steve McClaren moment
Sweden v Greece
Still guarding his credibility. Heading for the media gantry in Salzburg, McClaren was asked for a view by a Swedish journalist. 'No comment,' said Steve. When finding the hack still walking by him, McClaren snapped: 'Are you following me, now?' No. He wasn't.
Biggest fashion let down: Romania coach Victor Piturca - big pre-tournament billing as a man-ghoul, nickname 'Satan', whose uncle used to live in a tomb. Turned up for Euro 2008 in a shell suit. Disappointing. Effortlessly out-emoed by Löw.
BEST MEDIA GAFFE
Swiss teletext
Agencies: 'TV chiefs have apologised after broadcasting the Nazi lyrics to the German national anthem during a Euro 2008 match. Stunned viewers were asked to sing along to the war-time 'Deutschland Uber Alles' song which has been banned for 63 years. Bosses at Swiss station SF2 blame the outrage on a junior researcher. Telly executive Gion Linder said: "This was a profound mistake."'
LEAST DIGNITY
Raymond Domenech
France coach revealed how Holland would cheat his side out of the tournament by letting Romania win in the final group match. 'Holland will make wholesale changes - it is already written that Romania will qualify with them from the group.' Holland won 2-0; France lost to Italy.
Best text message sent to a player by mistake
'Beautiful lady, I just want to tell you that in two more days I will be close to you. I trust in our national team.' Portuguese journalist attempting to text a girlfriend, mistakenly sending it to his top contact playing on the team
Best text message sent by a player
German international, capturing the spirit of their 1-0 win over Austria: 'What a fucking shit game.'
Best-phrased sacking
Italian FA
'While confirming to Roberto Donadoni our sincere personal admiration and appreciation for the reliability and skilled professional work which marked his time at the helm, we're not renewing his contract.'
Best press analysis
AS, Spain
AS columnist Tomas Roncero assesses Spain's success. 'Take that historic inferiority complex! Take that Spanish victimism! Take that Buffon and Cassano! Take that 22 June curse! Take that 88-year jinx against the unbeatable Italians! Take that pessimists! Take that disbelievers! Take that Tassotti! Take that Pagliuca! And long live King Juan Carlos of Spain!'
ObserverJune 29, 2008 12:01 AM
Biggest disappointment
Ronaldo
Specifically, his failure to flop, as everyone deep down hoped he would.
Refs
Most entertaining decision: Manuel González sending Germany coach Joachim Löw and Austria's Josef Hickersberger to the stands for being mean to him. Löw had to sit next to Angela Merkel. Neither looked comfortable.
Best Steve McClaren moment
Sweden v Greece
Still guarding his credibility. Heading for the media gantry in Salzburg, McClaren was asked for a view by a Swedish journalist. 'No comment,' said Steve. When finding the hack still walking by him, McClaren snapped: 'Are you following me, now?' No. He wasn't.
Biggest fashion let down: Romania coach Victor Piturca - big pre-tournament billing as a man-ghoul, nickname 'Satan', whose uncle used to live in a tomb. Turned up for Euro 2008 in a shell suit. Disappointing. Effortlessly out-emoed by Löw.
BEST MEDIA GAFFE
Swiss teletext
Agencies: 'TV chiefs have apologised after broadcasting the Nazi lyrics to the German national anthem during a Euro 2008 match. Stunned viewers were asked to sing along to the war-time 'Deutschland Uber Alles' song which has been banned for 63 years. Bosses at Swiss station SF2 blame the outrage on a junior researcher. Telly executive Gion Linder said: "This was a profound mistake."'
LEAST DIGNITY
Raymond Domenech
France coach revealed how Holland would cheat his side out of the tournament by letting Romania win in the final group match. 'Holland will make wholesale changes - it is already written that Romania will qualify with them from the group.' Holland won 2-0; France lost to Italy.
Best text message sent to a player by mistake
'Beautiful lady, I just want to tell you that in two more days I will be close to you. I trust in our national team.' Portuguese journalist attempting to text a girlfriend, mistakenly sending it to his top contact playing on the team
Best text message sent by a player
German international, capturing the spirit of their 1-0 win over Austria: 'What a fucking shit game.'
Best-phrased sacking
Italian FA
'While confirming to Roberto Donadoni our sincere personal admiration and appreciation for the reliability and skilled professional work which marked his time at the helm, we're not renewing his contract.'
Best press analysis
AS, Spain
AS columnist Tomas Roncero assesses Spain's success. 'Take that historic inferiority complex! Take that Spanish victimism! Take that Buffon and Cassano! Take that 22 June curse! Take that 88-year jinx against the unbeatable Italians! Take that pessimists! Take that disbelievers! Take that Tassotti! Take that Pagliuca! And long live King Juan Carlos of Spain!'
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