Thursday, September 11, 2008

North Dakota and the World: Reality Kicks In


You see: us North Dakotans are raised to be dipshits ("friendliest") who'll let the rest of the world ride on our backs ("most outgoing").

4 comments:

Mr roT said...

I think the crackwhores in DC are the ones most likely to give rides. Don't you see they're openest?
You know, mft, this MN, ND, SD chip on your shoulder is really starting to make us Texans want to secede again.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Try it, JJ. Just try it once again. Northerners know when to be self-reflexive (hence the Red River Valley of the north potato chip on my shoulder). If anyone tries to get out of this union early, though, we'll be down. Believe me, with Pentagon force.

Mr roT said...

We're like, quaking. What military outfit doesn't have its best all Texan?

My Frontier Thesis said...

Ahhhh, the myth of the typical texan lives on, JJ.