* How come he's got F16s? These are top-of-the-line, air superiority fighter jets. Who's the bozo who sold them to Hugo? (Or maybe he just inherited those jets, and we sold them to a non-commie guy, before he came to power?)
* How does he expect to convince anybody that the US will invade Venezuela? Oh, c'mon, not even Pepe would believe this--would he?
1) I guess we sold F-16s to Venezuela when Carlos Andres Perez was in. He was a crooked guy, but wow, I sure like him now.
2) Probably Chavez is trying to convince people that the US is using P-3s to fry people's brains with cellphone radiation. Of course only dopes think that does any harm, because in fact it cures Alzheimer's disease and in a new unpublished study, it fends off flying OJ at altitude.
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Couple of comments on the Chàvez piece:
* How come he's got F16s? These are top-of-the-line, air superiority fighter jets. Who's the bozo who sold them to Hugo? (Or maybe he just inherited those jets, and we sold them to a non-commie guy, before he came to power?)
* How does he expect to convince anybody that the US will invade Venezuela? Oh, c'mon, not even Pepe would believe this--would he?
1) I guess we sold F-16s to Venezuela when Carlos Andres Perez was in. He was a crooked guy, but wow, I sure like him now.
2) Probably Chavez is trying to convince people that the US is using P-3s to fry people's brains with cellphone radiation. Of course only dopes think that does any harm, because in fact it cures Alzheimer's disease and in a new unpublished study, it fends off flying OJ at altitude.
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