Saturday, December 31, 2011

Somebody's Gotta Celebrate 2012 !

Might as well be us? Be well in body and soul, and find some measure of happiness.
Best wishes, Komraden.

The Year of Living Blindly

"Tens of millions of Americans have yet to understand that the can no longer can be kicked down the road, because we're all out of road. The pavement ends, and there's just a long drop into the abyss."

Kraut picks the ticket

.. while Rot hits the bottle of hooch, mumbling darkly about Rick Perry's brain freezes, and the unfairness of it all.

Standard pinko urban legends

Bringing the logical acuity and sure grasp of the laws of probability and of cause and effect that he brings to all his policy making, Chavez has shared his reasoning with the world. Sounds like Charly, explaining Bayes' Law.

Latma's Crystal Ball

Achmed in the Army

Deep thinker really understands the oppressed

Unadulterated horror

Achmed on Christmas

Youtube 1 and youtube 2.

Arseson? Topless? Bellavance?

Perry purges pinkos...

What will the New GOP do without pinkos hangin around?

Pepe in postpartum

Dog bites shark

Pepe tries his hand at Photoshop

Thursday, December 29, 2011

And the 2011 Winner of the Golden Pepe, Category "Lickspittle to the Court of Obamakles", is..........

Nando-Tec has a truly Great commercial

Strange, or perhaps not, that a Portuguese-Angolan fried chicken chain, centered in South Africa, should be sharper on the Lords of PP than our Harvard Idiocracy. It's enough to make me go for a piri-piri roaster.

Feynman talks about infinitesimal gizmos

..ahead of the times by a few decades, sort of like Coanda with the jet engine.

roT Trapped In A World He Didn't Create.

Tecsus Nexus

...all makes sense now.

A new calendar?

Rot switches to spiked fluffy marshmallow drinks

Bottom story of the day

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Kwanzaa Trumps Christmas in Rotterland

The Obamaklean One is as Christian as Mohammed, or the Rev. Wright.

Pepe on a roll

What's his best line of 2011?

An exhumation that lifts none...

Eat yer veggies and watch out fer musselmans, schmucks!

When Santa Goes Mecca

So "Santa" was a Muslim. Funny how the MSM reported this story about "Santa" killing 6 members of his family as a straight Santa story. No mention at all of his being ...er...a Lover of Peace. No mention at all of anything other than what the Party Line would allow.
Don't these reporters have any shame, any conscience?.....Or are they all like Nancy Pelosi, wondering what the heck folks mean by that "conscience thing"???

Herr Rott, bien sur, will just equate this to that Christian guy who Honor Killed his family dressed like an Imam just after Ramadan.......he doesn't exist, of course, but that doesn't mean Herr Rott won't use his properties to prove the equivalence relation.

Croc bites mower

At the crocodile farm he was first brought to after being caught, Elvis ate two of his girlfriends. ''He is so full of testosterone that he views everything as a threat. Even potential mates.''

Rot in hog heaven

A great acknowledgement

Androids and ghosts.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Crafting the Military in Obama's Image

That is something that no one is discussing in the tussle between Mitt and Newt... the first believes in letting the Grover Norquists lead the way to our policy vs Islam Militant, and the second openly calls the Grover Norquists quislings..[which they are].

"Too Stupid to Survive....." The epitaph for this nation.

Why They Want Romney

Because he is a weak-minded establishment putz who has no more quarrel with Versailles than whether or not he, Romney, is the technocrat to make its trains run on time.
So, should he get lucky and not reenact Bush, Dole, McCain he will no more undo the New "Irreversible" Order than Nixon did the "Great Society".
To the world of death panels Massachusetts, and perhaps its ex-Governor, will lead the way.

A Searing Tribute For ObaMarx

In Versailles, Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!

We stinking peasants in our dank hovels can sleep better now.

Some kind of fable, must be.

How the pinko machine works

and how it croaks.

Heh from Krautman

OK!! I give up! It's between Obama and Romney now. Will Obama take VP?

NYC exports high culture!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Christmas and Wien

While there is still Christmas and Wien.

In honor of what is good, and of those moments when life is at one with the better angels of our nature.
Merry Christmas.

Iraq the TragiQomical

Of course. The Wages of Obamakles.
The Dem Doctrine of Preemptive Surrender

News! I detest Romney less than I do Obama.

I soliti sospetti

Holodomor ameliorates somewhat

Counterpoint. War outliving its protagonists.

Losing control of the narrative...

Works fine both ways if you're willing to play dirty.

Love in the Ummah. Christmas Cheer on Planet Pepe

Every day is Good Friday on Planet Pepe.

It is not just that it is a deranged religion, this Islam, it is that it has evolved through history into an active agent of Evil. Pure, unadulterated, consecrated, exalted, glorified, bloody Evil. It need not have been so, as the Golden Age and the era of the Houses of Wisdom, up to the mid 11th century AD, gave some sign of, but after nearly a thousand years of being ever deeper mired in the dung it is simply so.

From Iran
From Ahmadis
Egypt
From the Universities
Capital of EUrabia
Interfaith Dialogue

Ever
Our
Friends
and
Allies

Oh Canada
The Koran for Koren
Iraq Delenda Est

and it would not have been a problem, at all, to post another 1,000 such from the last year or two.

20 years later

Bottom story of the dame

"I think that Rick Santorum is a wonderful man personally, but also, I think that he's very gifted when it comes to the area of legal issues," Bachmann said.

Sharia comes to Mr Rot

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Bottom story of the day

Do I get a prize for the title?

The blame game

A Zacharias and Elisabeth world

Obama and Romney sing together

This is what AA was warning about.

Crosby and Bowie sing together

.. Little Drummer Boy.

The Two Great Beliefs

Life is a bitch

Is this the case of the dreaded RNino GOP Establishment disenfranchising the burghers of Virginia Beach (which, according to Herr Rot, is by the Charly River), or is it simply the case of Newt & Rick & al messing up the basics of running for office?

Friday, December 23, 2011

Melanie Laments Our Many Spenglered Evening

Incredulity: "What is happening in American politics is simply astounding. Here is an incumbent President whose approval ratings are rightly dire. He is the most far-left, dangerous and damaging President the US has ever known."

Regret: "So now it looks as if Gingrich may have crashed and burned – which is a pity because, more than any other candidate, he really does get the single most important issue right now -- the threats to the west from both within and without."

Despair: "The question is therefore not just what in heaven’s name has happened to the Republican Party. It is what has happened to America."

A lonely Christmas tree in NYC

Boston Saves USA From Fiendish Cupcake Terrorist

We would be lost without the wit and wisdom of Government Protection. What's a little Droit de Seigneur for the fine, upstanding, hungry Government TSAristo?

Not the Usual Student-Teacher Aim to Kill Story

By the Ricketts Red Glare.... Oh you Bad Bad Teacher.

NRIno Rulz

Nearer, my Versailles-on-Potomac, to Thee.

The joyless abuse of the hollow remnants of Western civilization

The world [Pepe] wants to live in is a little like the dinosaur room in a museum: full of the bare bones of old ideas, stripped of their flesh and devoid of life.

Texas man peddles stuff

Utah man indicates Mitt Romney's value

Pinko Versailles knows how to travel in style

Sitting on the beach, while the stinking peasants are stuck indoors. C'mon, guys, where's the cheer?

Tecs the establishmentarian guy

Leaving Herr Rott behind

Update.

Soccer rulz! Not.

Harvard fires a swamy

Beeb has the story.

AA takes the Megabus to Philly, forgets his stuff in the overhead bin

Coprophilia Christiana

Boston the new capital of the USA

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Maybe this is Bush's fault, after all

A short, intense burst of UV radiation

Cosmic idiocy

Update.

A new uniform for the Army

Aahh, the memories

I fart in your general direction

A Black Newt

Newt smashes Tecs

Tecs takes another shot in the couilles.

Dum dum dum dum dum

The Left's Kevorkian NHS Woulda Stopped this RWN Dead in his Tracks

Teaching the basics

Paris: Where The Greatest Whores meet The Magnificent Sugar Daddies

There is no Pepean that money won't buy.

A Implies B Implies C Implies....

It always begins with the mouse.
Or the bed

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Wages of Planet Pepe

Democracy and Reason and the future of a people flushed right down the River Charly.
....say, Herr Rott, how's that "Harvard-on-Jordan" project going?

Go back to Texas

Eaten alive

That's What You Get for Not being a Francophone

There is a Royal Road to Grades, if not Geometry.

Romney Gets Murkowski and McCain, Gingrich Gets Giuliani and Sowell


Not that we should judge a guy by the ones who cheer for him.

Satan nuke

But Washington's unwillingness to hand over classified missile defense secrets to their Russian counterparts was the real deal breaker between the former Cold War rivals. [..] Russia could not be trusted with America's most sensitive missile defense technologies. The country's well-established ties with Iran would virtually guarantee any secrets handed to the Russians would make their way to Tehran. You don't say.

Auto-da-fé

History repeats itself, some 1460 years later: The Caliph wrote: “If those books are in agreement with the Quran, we have no need of them; and if these are opposed to the Quran, destroy them.” After receiving the reply Amr began dismantling the library. At his orders, the books were distributed among the public baths of Alexandria. Thus in a period of complete six months all the books were burnt and destroyed.

Rooskie buys Central Park West pad

.. but still has to pay $6 billion divorce tab. And he leaves a mess behind.

UPDATE: Actually, the pad was bought by a Russian babe. Seethe, Rot, seethe.

Reading is essential, says McCarthy

You're a commie asshole, says Conchita

Mr Rot's favorite talking head opines

Monday, December 19, 2011

Some empirical evidence proving Mr Rot wrong

Duhhh...

Grim Reaper on a roller-coaster

Went to Хьюстон for treatment..

A Star Rises Over Pyongyang

The Ronery One is Dead, Long Live The Flounder One!

Hölder screams racism. And you know what it's really about.

RWN crackup accelerates

Karla==Kayla?

VDH pisses up a rope

Pussy eye for the Taliban guy

x=x again

Pepe breathes a sigh of relief

And starts chomping on a light bulb. Does that make you smarter?

Yet another disorder

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Começ Pronto para que a Merda bata o Ventilador

Nothing Nuno Santos wouldn't approve of.

No more kimchi for Kim

Death panels by River Charly?

Massachusetts’s premium costs have skyrocketed since Romneycare’s passage and are now the highest in the nation — are taking their toll on the fiscal sustainability of Romney’s plan. The latest estimates indicate that over the next decade the law will cost $2 billion more than Romney and his allies predicted. And Massachusetts is now considering the creation of its own equivalent of President Obama’s federal Independent Payment Advisory Board to clamp down on costs.

Hegelian ascendancy

Almost 97pc of the European Union’s population is now governed by conservative or Right-leaning coalitions, or EU-imposed mandarins. All that is left to social democrats is Austria (8.4m), Denmark (5.5m), and Slovenia (2.1m). Ah, but we know why!

Article 3, Section 3 never applies, says Rot--so why bother?

Deep Deep Down, Steyn Endorses Palin

....if only she was running.

How spectral sequences started

... By a Frenchie guy in Stalag 17, who got sick of solving stoopid PDEs, and started looking at \CDs, instead. His main work in topology was carried out while he was in a prisoner of war camp in Edelbach, Austria from 1940 to 1945. He concealed his expertise on differential equations, fearing that its connections with applied mathematics could lead him to be asked to do war work. Leray's work of this period proved seminal to the development of spectral sequences and sheaves. These were subsequently developed by many others, each separately becoming an important tool in homological algebra. He returned to work on partial differential equations from about 1950.

Pepe wields the rod

Newt Gingrich: constitutional conservative?

Vaclav Havel, Ad Memoriam Dei

Fuck, the Grim Reaper is now working fulltime for Planet Pepe. On an Earth where moral monsters, such as Soros and Galloway, keep rowing merrily down the River Charly, well into their dotage, the good and the brave who opposed them are scythed down.
You were a great man, Mr. Havel. RIP.

Another Reminder of the Problem With Romney

He is very much establishment oldguard, utterly comfortable with that nexus of Versailles and its Corporatist branch. With consistently no evidence whatsoever of getting what the Stinking Peasants are about, or of having the wit to imagine it with some accuracy [unlike, say, Gingrich, who is inconsistent but gets it right far more often]. So he is beloved by the Establishment. Whattasurprise.
But if he is nominated, then he will be as effective a campaigner as Bush Sr. or Dole, and should he eke a win he will have no more will to undo Obamacare [very much the spawn of his "vision"] than the House of Bush had to reevaluate our indebtedness to Ever Our Friends and Allies the Saudis. And Obamacare is the keystone to AmeriSoc's ambition to "fundamentally transform" this nation.

Now how, as very much a peasant stuck in steerage, do I get off this Titanic alive?

The "I had to teach them how to take a shower" defense

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Mr Rot gets a new killer app for his cell phone

Bill Kristol smoking hash?

...most sentient Republicans, and most conscientious conservatives, suspect we can do better than the current field. You don't say.

Killer elevators

NYC sucks.

Get out of jail!

Blood and Bone?

Good. Atheists take off or shut up.

Like a dog chasing his tail

OK, Herr Rott, so what do you really say we should do now? Besides crying and drinking, that is?

Rotten potatoes

x=x, part xxix

Romneyites' necessary contortions

Russian babe wins a seat

Bill Whittle explains a Venn Diagram to Pepe

Joys of public education

They don't teach the Heimlich maneuver anymore?

A Brother's Eulogy to Christopher Hitchens

Steyn piles up on Newt

Rot buys a Marvin the Martian costume. While Ron Paul goes the full Pepe on Bachmann.

A disgrace

Merry Christmas, From Planet Pepe, with Love

" Too Stupid to Survive", alright.
Evil Words That Never Shall a Pepe Say
.....but the odds are far better for Pepe to indulge in the first two.

Four is Dada, Ozymandias

Pepe Honors Himself, as only a Versaillean can.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Utopia or dystopia?

Have to have a look at the chicks....

Tecs' world comes crashing down...

...roT highly gruntled. Steyn is wrong though; Bachmann is a well-done idiot. Oh no. Newt already dead? Did I miss something?

When K-Lo yelps,

...roT laughs at GOPers. What a disaster for the Right. Couldn't we just hear Palin? She's coherent and intelligent like Romney and Gingrich can only dream of.

Tecs and AA's fat guru parrots roT.

AA and Tecs immediately disown fat guru, pine for Romneyana.
Iowa doubles down on wushood, chickenshitery.

Mr Rot goes to Yale

Chicago sur Seine

Let the genius wash over you!

What's the point of this stuff?

Perfectly reasonable to go apeshit

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

RWN crackup

Tecs Rove goes the way of the dododo

Tecs calls Rot zany

The Rotter economy

In the euro, the biggest single economic bloc has created the most dysfunctional monetary system in human history, threatening financial collapses on an unprecedented scale. Think of it as the world economy suffering a heart attack, then a stroke, then getting picked up by an ambulance that crashes on the way to the hospital — it is hardly surprising the patient isn’t in good shape.
Hey, man, just take some more cortisone.

Our signal! Get the nooses and pitchforks!

RWN logick!

Romney can win in fructochusetts, THEREFORE he is conservative. Got it, Anne.

Newt's muse turns on him

Blast from the past. Her accusing him of opportunistic flip-flopping is like being called ugly by a frog. Heh.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Waiting for Higgs

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, “We don’t allow Higgs bosons in here.” The Higgs boson replies, “But if I’m not here, how will you have Mass?”

Nuts! says Tecs

WTF is "facebook"? Or "cellphone"? Sounds like make-up words to me, referring perhaps to some fake, pointless gizmos.

Pedro looking for Charly

Nitwit Niall manages a couple quips.

Priapic Pinko predicts GOPageddon. Good luck, fruity Brit.

The family that slaughters together...

...turns a nice buck, in Philly.

CNN fires Christian Ahmadinejad.

Why? I thought they was buds.

The Iowan mind...

What a state of fucktards...

Mitt==Hillary?

Chicago stays classy.

Hollywood in the cloaca

It's all Bush's fault, says Pepe

Of course Tecs hates Palin. Because she's right.

Peretz babbling incoherently

Did he take a pop on the head?

Monday, December 12, 2011

Is Newt a Socialist?

Or a Progressive? He does sound like Teddy Kennedy at times.

Pinko apparatchik explains inequalities and the first derivative

A Masterpiece of the MSM Party Line

The Gospel according to St. Mathew of Pepeanopolis

Put it on The Tab, Mr Rot

"Oh, no!" screams Tecs. It's not nice to say these things about other people!

Ka-boom! Tecs' tomatoey twit takes one below the slobberline!

The closest [Gingrich] came to a sneer came in a reply to the "Newt Romney" barbs of Michele Bachmann, whose practiced sound bites must be hard to take given her general lack of depth.
Tecs, weren't you saying she's just like Marie Curie or something? Where's the PDE?

Pinko economics works like a charm

to cut one country's cholesterol...

Pitchforks and hangman's nooses at the ready, Tecs and AA ululate!

Pinko Bible: Gingrich über Alles.

This must be a terrible day for Tecs. We all know how closely he hews to the pinko msm line.
Gingrich takes dump on pinko delusion and moral posturing. What a great day to be an American.
[Add cartoon -- Tecs]
[Added important meta-flip-flop comment. ]

Non-commensurability

How do you write that, Mr roT? \not\simeq or not \not\lesssim?

Herr Rott keeps diggin'

Axiomatically: Now look. It wasn’t the Anglo-Saxon bankers who caused the trouble in the eurozone, Sarkozy mon ami. It was the utter failure of the eurozone countries – starting with France, incidentally – to observe the Maastricht rules. Poww.

Behead the insensitive

Lay them Lowe.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Rotterman from Tulane throws a hissy fit

Tecs tries to have a quiet dinner...

More, important background.

Pepe Jong Il gets legal aid

Duh. What's better with a mint julep than your neighbor's wife?

Us Southrons has to teach Yanktards eveahthang. Of course Tecs will start now with the US being a country devoted to momogamy, just like Mitt Romney, or something.

Espresso fruttato?

Proposed corporate motto: Goodness from the berries.

Will pines for his Huntsman on Brookback Mountain

Obama's Will be Brooken, on Frum as it is in Sullivan.
Yeah, that's the ticket.

A Third Rail is, of course, exactly what the Obamaklean One is trying to engineer... to better fry the opposition. It worked for the gerbil Patrick, here in Mass, did it not? Fascinating to see the old "Inside the Beltway" GOPers [Versailles-apparently offers 'em godly supply of ambrosia and nectar]choose destruction for the party, and this country, over their Boy Romney Equivalent not getting it. Have you forgotten the Vichian role folks like Will, Frum, Brooks, never mind Sullivan, played in the serial destruction of Palin, Bachmann, Perry, and Cain? Of anyone, in fact, that threatened not to play by their Rino Rulz?
Will can take his favorite baseball bat and go the Full Pepe on himself.

When RWNs use Pepean Logick

Jumping the shark: Hey, Mr Rot does that all the time!

Dickheads making noise and disturbing me

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Tecs gives up on Japanese cars

Vroooomm! Fryin' chickens in the barn!

Book storage

Newt sees better than the rest

Romney der Angstbeiser. This is getting ugly already. I don't like that red-on-red crap like Newt's right-wing social engineering bullshit.
Newt speaks the truth. Steyn of newt. Gotta love him when he smashes shitpalis...

Steyn

Burp. Levin and Tecs on different pages. Shocka.

Pepe votes for death in the capital of Pepea

Good thing that sense penetrates eventually, even there. Where you at on this one, Charly? I'm shopping for garrotes and crowbars to donate to Connecticut. Come along, we'll get a quantity discount.

Friday, December 09, 2011

Gratuitous attack on Tecs...

mostly for the perfection of the label.
Seethe!

Murdoch's evil rascals at it again...

...and Gunwalker goes moral.

Pinko boobs

Charly tried to have this guy lynched.

To project(ile) and serve.

Narcissism, self-righteousness, self-indulgence and intemperance

Oh no! Obama's not smaaaat?

Tecs' buddy Mitt buys himself an echo chamber

Tecs orders a subscription to Mother Jones--complimentary set of Birkenstocks!

Der Rotter Thought Police kicks into high gear

Der Rotter Thought Police swings into action

Maybe if they put all their tits together they could make one good one

It's perfectly normal (if you're doing it wrong).

Oh no. Not this shit again.

Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum.

Hugo Bavez

Welcome to Venezuela, pinkos. Enjoy.

Pepe swoons at the sound of fairness and reason

"You don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school," Perry said in his new ad.
What would Romney say? I think nothing, but it's not his fault. If Romney were to say the same words, the Dems and the rest of the snickering and lubricated classes would say that the closet always reacts this way...then they'd murmur "Mormon" and things would degenerate to real pinko discourse pronto.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Charly tries out life at the ranch

After too many lamb chops, he tries out the zucchini.

"John Mitchell responded that way too," said Rep. Issa to Holder.

RWN Obama-hatred mystery thickens. Again.

What is it that you guys don't like about him ? He talks like us, but he sure walks like you

Obama's legacy understood partly...

...but when will he talk about the plagues of locusts?
GOPer says x=x and the reality-based community wails about the unfairness, racism of it all.
Obavez.

Sir Winston Isaac

Medvedev and the sheep

Obama's union enforcers lose one

Where's Elizabeth Warren, Tecs?

Give $38,000 to the US Catastrophe Fund!

roT wouldn't recommend Romney for a lot of things.

Oh shit this article makes me want to say schmamily schvalues.

Justice delayed IS justice denied

How's she doing against Barney Frank?

Wednesday, December 07, 2011