Well, I figured that the Canadian Militia could rescue Vienna Phil from the rap-loving Birkenstock-wearing hippie commie didgeridoo-playing fucks in Berkeley that would probably surround them and harass them for having too few women or minorities and stink up their nice suits with the smell of hashish and incense, but the Canadians would die in the melee and I would still end up having to blow a ton on the opera instead.
If you didn't get that on your own, I'm not sure I can help.
Next time I will use Ukraine. You always seem to get the reference.
I told you so: Wow. Just wow. Yes, you were right this time, Herr Rot. Your prescience was simply stupendous. How did you achieve this level of clairvoyance?
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What does this have to do with the Canadian militia?
Well, I figured that the Canadian Militia could rescue Vienna Phil from the rap-loving Birkenstock-wearing hippie commie didgeridoo-playing fucks in Berkeley that would probably surround them and harass them for having too few women or minorities and stink up their nice suits with the smell of hashish and incense, but the Canadians would die in the melee and I would still end up having to blow a ton on the opera instead.
If you didn't get that on your own, I'm not sure I can help.
Next time I will use Ukraine. You always seem to get the reference.
Could try "Palau, here I come".
Nah, I think the concertmaster is Bulgarian, so Ukraine makes a lot more sense.
Why not "Romanian proverbs"?
Hmm. I'll think about it.
I told you so: Wow. Just wow. Yes, you were right this time, Herr Rot. Your prescience was simply stupendous. How did you achieve this level of clairvoyance?
Pepe plays in a band in Berkeley. Altogether much cooler than the stuffy VSO, so cherished by der Rotter. They call it the "girls and wieners band".
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