Thursday, April 05, 2007

Mathematica Error Messages


For everything else, there's MasterCard.

A Dame Worth Two Camels and Three Binnie Bung Boyz

says Islam Militant. The Red Queen has a Rival.

Hey Pepe! What do they do in New Orleans?

Put them in the Mayor's Offfice?

Britain's Bitter Success

...and worthless vox populi:

Smoothing the ice in his drink?

The WaPo Fucks Not Gently


Try again, Nancy. Teheran is not far and Pyongyang is a nice trip from San Francisco.

Hooligans Had It Coming, Right, AA?


since the BBC was going to lie about the results! Where's the damned tie, again?

..but you can leave your hijab on...

For the foreigners to get my ref. Hey, MFT, your band play this? You might get gigs in stripjoints.

Perfectly Worthless Reporting from CNN

But some more information, at least.

Putting out a Fire.....With Linoline?


So, D of PP, can you prove that isn't you with that risque' Versaillian couture?

The Blatter Day Feints

He OutMayors Daley, OutPresident'sForLife Fidel. The corrupt mofo.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

A Genuine Liberal Muslim goes Neocon on Pelosi's Ass

So, what are the odds the D of PP prefers such to his CAIRnucopia full of Saddams, Kadhafis, Bung Binnies and Mad Jads?

Now we know what to think

Mike Sends a Greeting to the D of PP

You know, a little message from the warrior to the armchair

Dakotan Science Engineers a Better Love Doll

It is scary what a plainsman with time on his hands, sheep aplenty , and a little scientific savvy, can conjure up

When Will the Helpless Taleban Stop Beating up on the Helpless?

First the mighty helpless French commandos were beaten up by the Taleban, the survivors running for haven in Versailles. Now the more sturdy aid workers d'Enfance have proven to be helpless babes before the helpless Taleban. Hopeless and Helpless on Planet Pepe is Dada.

kewl

Oh, my

The greeks are joining in the plot to destroy america: send the national guard.

Great Satan Biofuel


In Alaska, the duo ran the truck on fish oil. In Mexico and Central America, they used pig fat from the Chicharroneras -- stands that serve fried bits of pork.

Note: is that the Rio Pepe in the photo?

Resolution?

One wonders where this story would be today, had the powers that be followed the neo-connard approach advocated here.

Hope for the Bereaved D of PP

For from Egypt come rumors of The Return of The King

A Snort of the Old Block

gets you looking 63 going on 84

"Liberal Muslim Society" in Thought and Action

It's fun fun fun in a mainstream Muslim society

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Uh-Huh

The Reality based community, eh?

School drill portrays killers as Christians
'We need to practice under conditions as real as possible,' says superintendent
Posted: April 3, 2007
5:40 p.m. Eastern


© 2007 WorldNetDaily.com


School officials in Burlington, N.J., who wanted to stage a "hostage situation" drill have portrayed the attackers as Christians, including one who was upset that his daughter was expelled for praying before class.

Supt. Chris Manno praised the exercise to test the response of the school and police, explaining, "You perform as you practice. We need to practice under conditions as real as possible in order to evaluate our procedures and plans so that they're as effective as possible."

Active and Passive in Tense times

As if Tawfik had shared bread with the D of PP: "Worst of all, perhaps, is the anti-Americanism among many Westerners. It is a resentment so strong, so deep-seated, so rooted in personal identity, that it has led many, consciously or unconsciously, to morally support America's enemies."

Blowing Fards Worthy of Khalifah

So this is why they were so UnHizb over Danish Cartoons! "So the crime took place and the kuffar tightened their grip over the Islamic lands and tore it up into pieces....In place of a single Khilafah state they established cartoon state"

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein SudenPark

So many questions: "How have we ended up like this? Was it not meant to be the most unreasonable elements of the Muslim faith that were Holocaust deniers? Are we to justify our capitulation by now suggesting a majority of Muslim youth believe the Holocaust to be an exaggeration?"
The author's answer? "Surely no"

Ah, but she has not read her D of PP ! Truth is a function of majority opinion, lassy. Never forget that if you wish to be allowed to live on Planet Pepe.

Cut the cheap talk!

Scary Movie, starring Pluto Nash as Whose Your Daddy

Yeah, iRan!

The pinkos are having a ball. OK, at least this is kind of funny (rather unusual, given the utter banality of the pinko mind).

The Detestable Ralph Peters is Spot On

John Bull has been cowed. By a pack of unshaven thugs. And the Britannia that ruled the waves is waving goodbye.

Pelosi in a Hijab

Would hate to offend anyone, you know...

Wow! Talk about 360°


They got news all around them!

Soon, JJ will fly the friendly Russkie skies

And share a bottle or three of Stoly with the Russian pilots. Goes well with pasta ai vongoli. Vrooom!

Steyn on Baudrillard

Pepe, you had a point, after all.

Let's Like Something from America (for a change)


...says Assad. So you think he'll fuck her gently?

Militant Islam Strikes!

McCain in full pre-electoral hype mode

Told about Mr. McCain’s assessment of the market, Abu Samer, a kitchenware and clothing wholesaler, scoffed: “He is just using this visit for publicity. He is just using it for himself. They’ll just take a photo of him at our market and they will just show it in the United States. He will win in America and we will have nothing.”

Monday, April 02, 2007

Mugabe the Merry Man Blairs Away

gaythering his rosebuds while he gays.

A Feast of Peace and Love

and one even that famous gourmand, the D of PP, might hesitate to sink his teeth into.

Somber at U of Washington...

Awful and tragic. Poor girl.

The 21st-Century Man

Gentlemen, I give you, Tenacious D...

Win-Win Pedagogy for Planet Pepe

You get to "solve" your "Neocons" and maintain Petain's innocence too.

Back at ya

The French version of JJ's bom chicka wah wah

Joyous Cadres Raise Versaille's Colors for the D of PP

D of PP does Pyongyang

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Zbignew the Zsmall-minded

In the second item Taranto shows my ad hominem attacks on Brzezinski were just.

Bom Chicka Wah Wah

Cute Blondies

Sensible Folks

Hey Pepe!

Imagine if this had been UC Berkeley students!

blanco tequila exceptional


My brother gave me this bottle of blue agave Chinaco Blanco tequila a couple days ago. Any of you guys connoisseurs? I'll report the results later this evening.

Trudeau in great shape

Russkie experiments


A she-goat having he-goat grafted testicles? Sounds right up JJ's alley. Quick, apply for an NIH grant!