Sunday, September 05, 2010

Rot in France

Les personnes sont interpellées, leur identité est vérifiée, on leur propose de l'argent pour retourner dans leur pays d'origine: j'aimerais bien qu'on m'explique quel est le lien avec les rafles de la seconde guerre mondiale, asks Pepe. Rot gets on the barricades, denouncing Sarko as Honecker reincarnated. Opera buffa to the max.

A job opening

Better than Iowahawk??

Orig. Now, of course Jimmy Breslin is parodying himself, and perhaps unconsciously, but should it matter? I mean, I like the Plathian weather as much as anyone, but the gravedigger's dirt thing got me to the point that I didn't know whether to roll my eyes or laugh like hell.

Of course, Rot thinks this inappropriate

Young Turks chomping at the bit. But Rot thinks we should rely on the Old Bulls, like McCain.

Like Tecs Romney would share his makeup artist!

Oh René! Seminar time!

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Massachusetts is #2, Texas is #49

Ulululululululu! Not.

Ulululululululululu!

Lighten up a bit, Tecs! It's a joke!!

UPDATE: Chickenshit New York Times and readers weigh in. Especially the doped feely comments are entertaining this time. About like Zakaria.

Deep thinker debunks everything!

Hey, so what about Japan and Germany and the USSR? They're all pussies.

Seething to the max

roT throws out the camera

Tecs starts extolling Michael Steele

Clearly the genius.

Tecs' Honecker-like philosopher-princess drops load

Similar.

...and the Truth shall set you free (of your job)

The new business plan

But, but--if the stewardesses are gonna fly the plane, who's gonna spill the OJ on unsuspecting passengers?

Even The Rotter may be able to understand the subtle logic here

Friday, September 03, 2010

Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much

A bad day for Herr Rot

Herr Rot goes on a romantic holiday

.. after handing out some pens. Then, he goes flying.

Pepe dons the burkha

When Rot chases after those mountain goats

Joys of fatwah

Cicero stammers

The greatest orator since Perikles.

Tecs and AA still wish it had been Kerry-McCain

Tulane. Not bad.

I blame George W. Bush

UPDATE: The real culprit is who???

Requiem for academic freedom

Tecs, the \lesssims go the way that Obama says they go.

Bale and wire on a Ferrari?

At $250K a pop, they coulda used metal parts instead of crazy glue, no?

Kraut challenges a basic Rotter axiom

Thursday, September 02, 2010

My home is my castle

.. not in Marin County.

Pepe flies SAS

AA likes synchronized swimming or something

Add a pic of how baseball should be really played. --Tecs

Game-changer?

Of course, Tecs would rather Florida have a Dem governor, just like peachy keen Massachusetts. Can't play that identity politics stuff, oh, no!

What if it was orange juice?

Burger and fries, the halal-Frenchie way

Rot takes resolute action

Forget about Edgar "La Barbie" Valdez and the like. The real danger life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is Sheriff Arpaio: "The actions of the sheriff's office are unprecedented," said Thomas Perez, assistant attorney general for the department's civil rights division. "It is unfortunate that the department was forced to resort to litigation to gain access to public documents and facilities."

When Rot gets trapped in the mine shaft

Bottom story of the day

How to help the economy, the Russian way

These people probably mock when Harvard doesn't go to the Sugar Bowl

More public entertainment.

The Hub is #1!

.. while Rot's dank & dowdy town is way down the list.

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

A slip of the tongue?

Pravda transcript.

If Rotter-Spurned then Rotter-Doomed

A Rott-en way to go.

Joys of jizya

Speaking at a ceremony in Rome while standing next to Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's prime minister, Col Gaddafi, 67, said that unless his request for money was met, Europe would otherwise become "another Africa" as a result of the "advance of millions of immigrants".

To which Herr Rott says: no problemo! Open the borders, and let anyone who wants to come in, do so. Just like in Arizona. And it saves a cool €5 billion on the jizya, as a bonus. A win-win solution.

The Bubble Baba Challenge: a race made for Rot

Bracing good sense.

Pepe got him a gun

Taranto's first item is an H-bomb

Bottom story of the day

Faut le dire, as the Frenchie say.

Ain't it a shame: The 25 year-old, who grew up in the constituency and studied History at Durham University, was appointed as a Special Adviser at the Foreign Office in May but only took up his post in July after finishing a Graduate Diploma in Law at Leeds. His junior “research and support” position earns him £30,000 a year but Mr Hague faced criticism because he already had two special advisers.

A real bad hair day for Herr Rotter

Herr Rot disappointed

Not to worry, says Rot, not to worry.

Ode to the most politically correct slumlord

Tecs makes up a pseudonym and fesses up

Too much information

Stocky dragon

President Feelgood on Iraq

Seethe, Tecs! Seethe!

Check the last 'graf. It you're too bummed out by this obvious news, maybe this will help.

Tecs likes them mellifluous and tame, like Scott Brown

Sarah Palin is attractive partly because she lives such a dangerous life -- flying solo, taking fire. Female liberals can't ever live dangerous lives like this in their cushy think-tanks and nicely taken care of by the still-mostly-male establishment that will see to it they always have a job, somewhere.

On-topic.

Dangerous Ted.

Bush pays the Swedes

Delights of Texas gastronomy

Man versus spider

The creepy crawler wins. Duhh.