A new theorem in Rotter Calculus, based on his well-known "everything is equivalent to everything else" axiom:
(i) There do exist illegal immigrants in the US (not clear how this can be proved, since no one is allowed to check ID under Rotter Logik, but let's accept this hypothesis on faith).
(ii) Can't do anything about that specifically -- it would violate zillion clauses which do not exist in the Constitution, but, through the ether, float into the penumbras thereof.
(iii) On the other hand, anyone in the US is equivalent to anyone else (duhhh...).
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Aiken County! That's where they make double-barrelled banjos with a genital cuff!
And, of course, Rot thinks RuPaul is an extremist.
-23. Diggin'.
RuPaul was at +5 on Assmuffin just a bit ago. OK, good news as long as he's not a goddam fool like your hero (his father) once he gets in.
47 against and -23 net! Now we're waiting for the trifecta!
Rott likes his Rinos staid and dem-compliant. He likes his Crackers Graham. He likes his Man of Steele. He's a Liker.
Right-o. And he likes Hölder to hold his hand when he feels threatened by those Honeckerian Arizonians.
Tecs is hot for Brewer. So what if she's a moron, eh? Her voice is mellifluous, like Kerry's.
The Democrat Brewer falling apart under hostile question from Anderson's Pooper.
Rotter Logik, revealed yet again: A is equivalent to B, for all A and B.
Time to deport them all, right Tecs?
A new theorem in Rotter Calculus, based on his well-known "everything is equivalent to everything else" axiom:
(i) There do exist illegal immigrants in the US (not clear how this can be proved, since no one is allowed to check ID under Rotter Logik, but let's accept this hypothesis on faith).
(ii) Can't do anything about that specifically -- it would violate zillion clauses which do not exist in the Constitution, but, through the ether, float into the penumbras thereof.
(iii) On the other hand, anyone in the US is equivalent to anyone else (duhhh...).
(iv) Ergo, we are all illegals.
(v) Therefore, deport us all.
Ain't Rotten Calculus a thing of beauty?
There was a logical flaw, Tecs. I think you should be deported, not me. I was born in the US and my parents were too.
I think AA should go too.
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