Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tecs! A little faith? Pepe! A shit taco!
REGURGE for Krauthammer. Capitulatorum Rex capitulates to Cheney. Hilarious. And right.
Why Pepe survived the swine flu
"A question remains: will men be amenable to the idea of being treated with an exclusively female hormone?" Pepe and Manny say: been there, done that.
Max Mosley takes a cue from the US electorate
The successful are penalized - the inferior, rewarded.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
An 8th grade test from 1895
.. that is, from before the Pepean rot set in. C'mon, guys, let's see how good you are at this.
Leaving Planet Pepe
Ok, so she understands 2+2=4 only after Big Brother is in power. But better late courage than never.
[To Tecumseh, well that would be one way to leave Planet Pepe. But the cur is now fixed].
[To Tecumseh, well that would be one way to leave Planet Pepe. But the cur is now fixed].
Horseshoes taking over two-dollar bills
Just as some opponents of President Obama sought to defame him by claiming he was a Muslim, so in Turkey was President Abdullah Gul accused of having Christian origins. Mr. Gul won a court case last December against a member of Parliament who made the accusation.
Getting on with the program
A critical part of the antiwar project is to make Americans feel ashamed of defending ourselves, inducing us to accept the European view that actions taken in our defense — even those that have protected us from additional jihadist strikes — tarnish our image, stir our enemies, and put us in grave danger.
Just wait till the Hague hears about all this
Meanwhile, Obama promotes a torturer. Who says it doesn't work?
Monday, May 11, 2009
95 year-old kraut priest with more guts than Obama
Wanda Sykes skewered by racist and by pinkos too. Oh well. Everyone's a racist now.
Interesting timeline
We had some fraggings early on but then they stopped. I wonder if this one is ALL OBAMA'S FAULT?
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Shop till you drop? Slap!
A deliciously conflicted Planet Pepe. Also, Deliverance in a Pepean Democratic Republic.
Einstein sucks
He wrote about 180 original items. Of these, about 50 contain mistakes… It’s a bad scorecard. He was a remarkable physicist intuitively understanding complicated and significant issues and, at the same time, a lousy mathematician not interested at all in providing rigorous proofs. Duhhh. Sounds like Mr Rot on a bad hair day.
Why can't the Pope apologize like a pinko?
"What the pope said (in 2006) about the Prophet Mohammed is untrue. Islam did not spread through the power of sword. It's a religion of tolerance and faith," Hussein said. Triumph of Pepean logic.
Saturday, May 09, 2009
This story is a bomb.
REGURGE for another example of Obama's moral clarity and a chorus of pinko backpedaling.
A tutorial for Prof Html on how to regurge:
A tutorial for Prof Html on how to regurge:
Nukes, .50 cal., Hueys, and Dakota
Just returned from a Bottineau-Belcourt-Garrison countryside work run. The last leg of it, northwest of Garrison, the field crew came across a military sniper team, .50 cal and all, set up with spotter and scope. As we whipped north on the gravel road, I said, "Hey, that's a sniper team," and pointed to the ditch. Our car sailed right in front of the business end of that huge .50 cal. Since they were on the right side of the road, and since I was riding passenger ("shot gun"), I got a close look at the sniper and spotter. We figured out fairly quickly that they were airforce, and the said airforce was working on one of the nuclear missile silos. It seems they train a .50 cal sniper team on the silo, just in case. And a Huey chopper buzzed me about 6 times as well — just in case. And a slow moving brand new huge suburban (sans front license plate) cruised me at least 5 times — just in case.
At first it was a bit irritating, but then I said a couple things to the co-worker: "Well, it is a nuke afterall. And this is how the rest of the world feels..." She responded with, "Um, like, I don't want to get shot!" I told her she wouldn't, and even if so, one wouldn't feel a thing.
At first it was a bit irritating, but then I said a couple things to the co-worker: "Well, it is a nuke afterall. And this is how the rest of the world feels..." She responded with, "Um, like, I don't want to get shot!" I told her she wouldn't, and even if so, one wouldn't feel a thing.
Friday, May 08, 2009
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