Halloween should be 365/year. I often feel like this on the inside, 365/year. Another plus with this costume: the drunker one gets in the bars (during the Halloween bar crawl), the more one is in character.
But, were ya drunk enough to eat seal blubber with fresh kelp? Be at the Root, Eat like a Root, I say. [I did up Halloween as a Weather Underground terrorist. People thought I was just another Obama voter. Bummer]
Good question, AA: I did run across a couple monks, and they weren't as frightened as they historically should have been.
A couple bigger assholes than myself (and not wearing any kind of costume) said, "What are you, Braveheart!?!" I responded to this by saying, "Well, Berserkers were also said to paint their bodies blue..." The one gentleman then, in an insulting tone, said, "'Berserker'?! What did you go to fucking college or something!?!" I didn't have a response.
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But, were ya drunk enough to eat seal blubber with fresh kelp? Be at the Root, Eat like a Root, I say.
[I did up Halloween as a Weather Underground terrorist. People thought I was just another Obama voter. Bummer]
But, MFT, did ya get to clobber a hapless Saxon or two?
Good question, AA: I did run across a couple monks, and they weren't as frightened as they historically should have been.
A couple bigger assholes than myself (and not wearing any kind of costume) said, "What are you, Braveheart!?!" I responded to this by saying, "Well, Berserkers were also said to paint their bodies blue..." The one gentleman then, in an insulting tone, said, "'Berserker'?! What did you go to fucking college or something!?!" I didn't have a response.
...and no seal, AA, but I have been known to intake the lutefisk when available.
I guess all those Vikings went to college, then.
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