Friday, November 07, 2008

Iowahawk's Sublime Election Post-Mortem

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8 comments:

Tecumseh said...

When Russian tanks start pouring into eastern Europe and Iranian missiles begin raining down on Jerusalem, their leaders will know they will be facing a man who not only conquered America's racial divide but the hearts of the entire Cannes film community. And those Al Qaeda terrorists plotting a dirty nuke or chemical attack on San Francisco face a stark new reality: while they may no longer need to worry about US Marines, they are looking down the barrel of a strongly worded diplomatic condemnation by a Europe fully united in their deep sympathy for surviving Americans.

Ah, don't worry, says Pepe. Just Molotov cocktails.

11/07/2008 10:56 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

I had read this earlier, toyed with the idea of posting it, and then got sidetracked. Am glad that I wasn't the only one who appreciated it.
Whoever "Iowahawk" is, I'm glad he's on our side.

11/07/2008 10:58 PM
Mr roT said...

He surprises me very often by how good he is.

11/07/2008 11:20 PM
Tecumseh said...

Howard Stern's take.

11/08/2008 7:12 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

Still busy beating that same dead horse, boys?

11/08/2008 8:40 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

Stern's take is very funny. Not exactly your chardonnay-sippin' harvard elite he cared to interview for this purpose though...

11/08/2008 8:43 AM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Don't worry, Le Pew, Sterns's affront to your Versaillean sensibilities shall pass.
He gets to rub shoulders with the Bleuest of Planet Pepeteers all day long. He needed a break from ye Sneering Dhim, and sought revivifying contact with those Sincerely Ignorant that keep Bleu stockings a going enterprise.
Without 'em, you'd be mush.

11/08/2008 9:00 AM
Mr roT said...

Pepe, the Harlam idiots are of a special kind, but the Chardonnay types voted for Obama for precisely the same real reason.

The election went the way it did because people wanted to feel good and make a good impression.

Remember the Penn and Teller thing? The Code Pink idiots work their way into the Capitol and when they're thrown out, after having accomplished nothing, the proffy looking old fruit says it felt good when the cop was nice to him.

"We're just trying to stop the war."

"I know. I know."

11/08/2008 12:43 PM

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