Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Sage Advice from Iowahawk

"11:20 2009 Investment recommendations

Buy: Sterno Inc, Guns R Us, Amalgamated Firewood

Sell: Apple (electronics), apples (the fruit), Jerusalem real estate"

5 comments:

Mr roT said...

Buy: tickets to Iceland.

Tecumseh said...

One-way?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Buy: Sloop-of-war to sail the Southern Seas to Pitcairn. Iceland is getting L'Obamatized as we speak.

Tecumseh said...

How about Tahiti? I hear it's warmer there.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Yeah, Tahiti is warmer, and bigger, has satellite tv... even has real women. It also is a favorite haunt of Planet Pepe Pacific.
It ain't easy finding a haven on this Earth, eh?