Sunday, December 07, 2008

Dec. 7th, the Day After... Before Planet Pepe Ruled Us,



14 comments:

Mr roT said...

If only we'd tried to understand them more. For example, why did they hate us? Is it right for us to impose democracy on a people not socially prepared for it? Oh, if I had been MacArthur, I would have run things differently.

Pepe le Pew said...

Reminiscing about the good ol'days when you were the good guys ? It's been a while.

Arelcao Akleos said...

We've been the good guys for a long while. Just as you have been happily Vichy for a long while. You embrace your Axes, we fight 'em. It's the nature of things.

Pepe le Pew said...

i know - when facts don't corroborate it, you are the good guys as a matter of definition.

Arelcao Akleos said...

No, Le Pew, you are being coy.
Our wars after WWII were against the tyrannies of International Socialism or Islam Militant. You find them both dear to your heart, and have broke bread with them. We were at war with the very bestest buttbuddies Planet Pepe ever had.
You hate the Yanks being a Democracy that doesn't confuse the Bill of Rights with the Communist Manifesto, for refusing to get with the Party program, for not cooperating in building that nice IngSocy Radiant Future.
Tough Shit.

Tecumseh said...

Who were those alleged suspected pilot bombers that attacked Pearl Harbor? What was the root cause? Let's not rush to judgment, but rather, ask Deepak Chopra how to respond in a truly multicultural fashion.

Pepe le Pew said...

uh-huh. what branch of islam militant was hussein part of?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Hussein was part of International Socialism. With a good dose of National Socialism commingled.
What part of your cartesiany pineal gland produces that idiocy?

Tecumseh said...

Pauv' Pepe. He's had a bad day today. Even by his lowered standards of what Cartesian logic should be, the sheer amount of inanities and jejeune non-sequiturs has been staggering.

Something must be in the water down there in Nawlins. Or, perhaps, all that iodine is sapping his vital fluids? Go figure.

Mr roT said...

Deepak thinks we need an enema. Pepe is giving us one named Obama.

Pepe le Pew said...

you have to understand: one day we are searching nukular devices, the next we are fighting for democracy. today I discover we respond to the islamists' afghani-supported attacks on NY by fighting international socialism in iraq - it's hard for one small mind to keep track of what's going on.

Mr roT said...

I'm having similar trouble, Pepe. I heard over and over that we couldn't afford four mor years of Bush-Cheney but Obama's appointing Cheney Sec. of Halliburton.

Pepe le Pew said...

he be a closet RWN ?

Mr roT said...

wouldn dat be da sheea on ya?