It can't have been Pepe, AI. The Magnificent Hurler of Size 10 Shoes worked for Al Baghdadia, out of Cairo. But everyone knows Le Pew works for Le DhimmiMonde, out of Paris. Besides, Pepe's shoes would have been of the finest leather. And he wouldn't have hurled them, but tosses them daintily, like a fleur de lys before a gentle spring breeze.
Yeah, you don't want to do any more than gradually toss (if ever) a pair of shoes crafted from fine leather.
And on another more rugged note, I just pounded my way out into this blizzard, one foot in front of the other, marching down to one of those prefabricated chain restaurants (it was one of the few open, as most of the city has shut down). Two shitty beers and a bad sandwich later, I re-geared for the hike home, a 7 blocks that felt like two miles, primarily because I marched against Boréas. He's a mean bastard, but so is Thör.
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It can't have been Pepe, AI. The Magnificent Hurler of Size 10 Shoes worked for Al Baghdadia, out of Cairo. But everyone knows Le Pew works for Le DhimmiMonde, out of Paris. Besides, Pepe's shoes would have been of the finest leather. And he wouldn't have hurled them, but tosses them daintily, like a fleur de lys before a gentle spring breeze.
I stand corrected, AA. Your gumshoe analysis is right on the money.
A befitting welcome.
Besides, Pepe's shoes would have been of the finest leather...
...and he wouldn't have wasted a perfectly good pair of shoes, crafted by some fine artisans on this dog.
So, as we all can see, detective work is a forte of FCP
Yeah, you don't want to do any more than gradually toss (if ever) a pair of shoes crafted from fine leather.
And on another more rugged note, I just pounded my way out into this blizzard, one foot in front of the other, marching down to one of those prefabricated chain restaurants (it was one of the few open, as most of the city has shut down). Two shitty beers and a bad sandwich later, I re-geared for the hike home, a 7 blocks that felt like two miles, primarily because I marched against Boréas. He's a mean bastard, but so is Thör.
Ah, 7 Blocks against the North Dakota blasts of ice.... Even with two good beers and an excellent sandwich that would be a hard slog.
Hey, you're lucky, MFT. Think of how much colder it would be if we didn't have Global Warming.
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