Sunday, January 03, 2010

Dis-Abeled Portuguese "Star" Glows For Allah

Heck, even his locks are "radiant".

Saw him play at the world cup, he sucked. Saw him play with his MLS club, he sucked. Saw him play in Eurocup, he royally sucked. But he had the glam Gilderoy Lockhart locks, and reasonably respected years in the EPL. Now, with a line like this, " 'In moments of grief, I have found comfort in Islam. Slowly, I learned a religion that professes peace, equality, freedom and hope", he joins the ranks of the Yousef Islam Idiot Corps.

5 comments:

Mr roT said...

He looks like a fruit. Franck Ribéry looks like a thug.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Fruits and Thugs are like eggs and pickles.

Mr roT said...

Care to elaborate? Fruits blow thugs?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Together, they make the Jihadi Wiener Equipment. Does Abdulmuttalab need to clarify?

Mr roT said...

The Wiener process? Who's on trial in this Kafkistocracy?