victhebrit: Perhaps we should make it a rule that if you fly then we should all fly naked, using see-through baggage and no carry-ons. Removing toilet doors so the would be bomber has no means of putting his or her device together that has been smuggled aboard in his or her rectum - female bombers make have an added advantage here because to the additional cavity.
squarebird: Dude, we simply need to return to the rules of the 1960s when all passengers were allowed to carry on weapons .. there were NO security screenings and therefore NO hijackings. Passenger wariness and self-defense is the only effective option.
stymee: One idea may be to pass each person through an energy field that would detonate any explosive..that would be a deterrent after the first two or three were sent to their virgins with permanent ED!
jleffingwell: Every single passenger will be strip searched and tested for explosives. Once the testing is complete, you will be given a disposable "garment" to wear on the plane. Your luggage will be on a separate cargo plane.
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Airplane as a sardine can of naked people? Oh yeah.
Like the "blast 'em by their own petard" one.
What is that über jet-setter, Herr Rot, gonna do? Will he finally settle down, and grow some moss, or will he keep bouncing around in those flying sardine cans?
If you're going to be in a plane full of naked people, I suggest Austrian Air. The babes will be best.
How about the stews? They gonna pour OJ directly on my weenie?
Put out your PETN, Tecs.
I may need a cold shower.
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