The dots never connect

That's, of course, an axiom of Pepean Logik. But here's a novel kink: escaping the surly bonds of Cartesian logic, a worthy Hero of Planet Pepe confronts head-on Kolmogorov's Axioms and Bayes' Theorem:
The circuit court’s chief criticism of Judge Kessler’s ruling involved her “failure to appreciate conditional probability analysis.” The circuit court explains “that although some events are independent (coin flips, for example), other events are dependent.” That is, if one event occurs, then this makes other events “more or less likely.”