A. K. A. Loose Canon
Americans have thick layers of insulating blubber to protect them from the cold.This is because they don't obey the first lady and her diktats on keeping thin and stupid, so they're fine anyway.
I have a pretty thick layer of blubber -- thank you -- and I don't listen to the FOTUS's precious advice on what to eat. Nevertheless, pace AlGore, I'm literally freezing my butt off, despite my best efforts at keeping warm. I blame George W. Bush for that.
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Americans have thick layers of insulating blubber to protect them from the cold.
This is because they don't obey the first lady and her diktats on keeping thin and stupid, so they're fine anyway.
I have a pretty thick layer of blubber -- thank you -- and I don't listen to the FOTUS's precious advice on what to eat. Nevertheless, pace AlGore, I'm literally freezing my butt off, despite my best efforts at keeping warm.
I blame George W. Bush for that.
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