Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Dowd

With Obama saying the hour is upon us to elect a black man and Hillary saying the hour is upon us to elect a woman, the Democratic primary has become the ultimate nightmare of liberal identity politics. All the victimizations go tripping over each other and colliding, a competition of historical guilts. People will have to choose which of America’s sins are greater, and which stain will have to be removed first. Is misogyny worse than racism, or is racism worse than misogyny?

MFT Contra Recycling

All this shit went down just before I got to town. The Southern Nevada Health District discovered that vials of medicine were, get this, being reused. Some Shyster lawyer is likely going to defend this group of people, probably arguing something silly like how the Endoscopy Center of Southern Nevada potentially exposed 40,000 patients to hepatitis and HIV because they were recycling biohazard medical supplies.

Now, we’re [journalists covering this story] not doctors, despite what it says on the fancy medical degree we created using our office laser printer, but even we know that re-using syringes in vials of medicine is something only a greedy, criminally incompetent physician demonstrating depraved indifference to human life and suffering would do. Allegedly. (We also printed out a law degree.)

Aid and comfort still means something

.. pace JJ.

Pravda ponders joys of miles-high sex


The biggest problem is how to conceive, because liquid cannot be spilt under the condition of weightlessness. [..] In space men exercise on treadmills. In addition, they can theoretically masturbate too. But they should not forget about condoms or other containers, otherwise drop of sperm will be flying chaotically in the cabin and they will have to collect it. [..] Right after the take-off a human being experiences a great load... Hmmm...

Shop till you drip

Caption contest in reverse


Suggestion. [I put in a painting by Nikolai Getman -- I like his stuff. AI.]

Harvard goes full-hog dhimmi

No men are allowed in the gym between 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. on Mondays, and between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Even the staff during those times is all women. The special hours allow the Muslim women, who adhere to traditional dress codes by covering their hair and most of their skin while in public, to dress more appropriately for exercising Pepe nirvana!

A chink in the armor?


If I can say so, without JJ mounting in high dudgeon, and explaining the facts of life as to what can be said or not about Obama.

Dirty bombers

A new bunch of guys Pepe can show his rapture towards.

any of you guys ever chug this '47 cheval blanc?

JJ, is it evil spirits, or merely to adjust?

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Obama Stumps in S. Texas

Outstanding Spengler

NYT breaks out of party organ mode

I told you.

An oscar!

Yes they can!

Binnie boy bites the dust

Yet more women and children killed in the desert by those @##@#&! Ricains: U.S. forces found, targeted and killed in a Somali desert city the senior al Qaeda operative who masterminded the 1998 bombings of U.S. embassies in Africa and had since spent a decade in hiding. Saleh Ali Saleh Nabhan, who is one of the FBI's most-wanted terrorists, was the target of a U.S. missile strike on a residence in Dobley, a small town in southern Somalia near the Kenyan border. Pepe is discombobulated.

Canadian Ped-agogy

Bigger Balls Than Bono

Monday, March 03, 2008

Rush is left

There ain't no Ricain Lovin' on Planet Pepe

The Mullahs Love Us Not, and Chavez Loves Us Not, and Castro Loves Us Not, and Kim Jong Il Loves Us Not, and Medvedev Loves Us Not, and Prince Saud Loves Us Not,.....

Yup, we must be doing something right.

Zbigniew! Zbigniew!

Dershowitz Contra Death Worshippers


Hey AI, I found yet another good shyster, this one at Harvard!

Make sure to read the entire article as Alan Dershowitz weighs in on FCP's recent "Kinetic Energy" thread. It's good. And Shyster, check it out for yourself.

Hey LeMonde! What's the French for intifada?

We the People Together Dream of and Hope for New Change in America

What have we lured this poor man into?

I know the Amerikkkans are waiting there with a sucker-punch ready. Just to destroy the Bolivarian Revolution and enslave all the little soulful ones there...

Let Sarko poney up for Nappy's vandalism


Bring back the Bucintoro!

From CNN today

The United States today used precision missiles to strike a "known terrorist target" in southern Somalia, a U.S. military official said. The strike destroyed two houses killing three women and three children, a local official told CNN.
Forward-thinking use of the term "precision". You reckon these children needed a good lesson? Who knows, maybe the women were running around on their husbands and the US granted a merciful death, far preferable to a good'ol stoning. [Found the link for you, Pepe. --JJ]

Don't mess with Texas

Little old ladies there have little patience for rude Danes jabbering on their brain fryers. Give 'em hell!

Selling out to Amerikkka


One might speculate that the guilt became all the more poignant to the extent her success was unearned. Michelle Obama's employer, The University of Chicago Hospitals, paid her $121,910, a reasonable sum for the skill level evident in her thesis, but raised this to $316,952 shortly after her husband was elected US senator. [..] Bitterness over the meager price that the white power structure offered for her soul nags at Michelle Obama. Give it to me, I promise not to be bitter. I may even buy a 6-pack for JJ.

Good cop/bad cop

odierno [o-dièr-no] agg.
1 Relativo alla giornata corrente: l'o. bollettino meteorologico
2 Relativo all'epoca attuale SIN contemporaneo: moda o.
• sec. XIV

Fun with MacPyMOL

Kiwi rituals

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Le Monde to the rescue

of the inquisitive fcp-ers

Kountry Kousins Kan


Zbig & Huntington pulling the strings

Seethe, JJ, seethe!!

Not going to work here

Pepe and the NFL

I hope Hugh is right

... or is it "Hugh are right?"

Unplanned geh-aroundt, Hans?


Mit einhundret und thirty-seb'n peepls on zee plane! Scheiße! Vat a Kreuz vint!

Harry's wisdom

"Nine times out of ten someone stumbles upon you when you're having a shit." This is deep. We need an NIH study to verify the hypothesis.

Cook On FCP's "Kinetic Energy"


Captain Cook's March 1st, 2008 Newsletter Update:

An insurgency by definition is a political struggle to overthrow an existing order or government in a country. While there are diehard Al Qaeda fighters like Noman Jawar who will never stop fighting, a vast majority of those who were once fighting us in our area are looking for a way to stop fighting. Through a series of painstaking meetings and negotiations with local leaders, we are developing a formal program to provide for a cease fire with all those that wish to turn themselves in. In exchange, those who have not committed crimes against innocent Iraqis will be granted amnesty and allowed to return to come out of the shadows, and become law abiding citizens in their community.

The other day, I attended a town hall meeting where one of the former spiritual leaders of the insurgency in the area made a passionate speech to the people to lay down their arms and join him in the reconciliation process. He was the original person that I met with to start this process. His willingness to take a public stand in favor of reconciliation was important, but it also put him at great risk with his former friends. I count his willingness to come out publicly in favor of reconciliation as a very positive sign that this process might bear fruit.


Note: the pic is of a different scene than the one Cook discusses above.

A Fistful of Dollars for Barrakhan Bonds


FEBRUARY 29--A federal judge today ordered the unsealing of the transcript of Barry Bonds's December 2003 testimony before a San Francisco grand jury, an appearance that resulted in the baseball star's indictment last year on perjury and obstruction of justice charges. The 149-page Bonds grand jury transcript, which U.S. District Court Judge Susan Illston ordered released, can be downloaded here (PDF file). The unsealing order came following a court hearing during which Illston cited deficiencies in the Bonds indictment and directed prosecutors to either redraft the document or head back into a grand jury to seek a new indictment. While the entire Bonds transcript is worth a read, we particularly enjoyed his answer to a question posed by one juror about Greg Anderson, the athlete's beleaguered friend and trainer. "With all the money you make, have you ever thought of maybe building him a mansion or something?" Bonds replied, "One, I'm black. And I'm keeping my money. And there's not too many rich black people in this world. And I'm keeping my money. There's more wealthy Asian people and Caucasian and white. There ain't that many rich black people. And I ain't giving my money up. That's why."

JJ's NASCAR's UAW Dodge 400, Las Vegas, NV...


JJ, aren't you interested in things that go fast and turn left? You should see all the NASCAR fans around town. Pepe, it's a United Auto Workers (UAW) event, too. Are you coming for the big day? Coincidentally, Busch Light sales are way up... [see redneck pet carrier below.]

Dire Times in Sin City...

Hey, do any of you profs do this? Check it out:

After missing a week of classes for personal reasons, [Professor] Solomon returned to school and offered his students a refund on their tuition for the time he'd missed... what would happen if others around here [Las Vegas] started giving refunds for promised services they failed to render?

There would be a lot of lap dancers looking for work -- and a bunch of politicians, too. (As a rule, lap dancers are distinguishable from local politicians because they actually wear G-strings when customers flash the cash. Politicians, well, let's just say they aren't as modest.)

Middle-Aged Anarchist

Tholen, 53, wouldn't say much more about Von Bergendorff or the discovery Thursday of several vials of ricin, which is deadly in minuscule amounts, at the man's extended-stay hotel room on Valley View Boulevard near Flamingo Road... Adding to the mystery, police said late Friday that firearms, an "anarchist-type textbook" and castor beans, from which ricin is made, were found in the room where the poison was discovered.

Why is the ivory tower leaning to sinistra more than the one in Pisa?


The Daily Princetonian, meanwhile, found that, as of last month, not a single Princeton employee had given money to a Republican. Hey, even at Moscow State they must have more balance than that, nyet? [Nice hat, Pepe.]

Joe Smith was a neophyte at this game

[ This is the url. Did I embed the stoopid thing right?]

Fun

[...] it's nice to be away from all the press and the papers and all the general s..(expletive) that they write.

Les couilles se touchent

Frank Rish Limbaugh.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

French theories

Reader's comments: they all agree, of course.

Gail's column


Obama says he’s the bridge-builder. But I keep hearing right-wing radio types say they’d vote for Hillary Clinton before John McCain. None of them ever say they’d vote for Obama. Should Hillary be highlighting that?

I don’t know if “Bridge-Builder to the Lunatic Right” is the kind of nickname you want at this point in the campaign.

That Missing Link Bums Out Planet Pepe

C'mon, lads, why give up so easily? Mikey Da Moor wouldn't let a mere "insufficient basis" from stopping a chance to Roger the infidels.


THE HAGUE, 29/02/08 - Public broadcaster KRO has dropped plans to make a Biblical variant of MP Geert Wilders' short film on the Koran. "After exhaustive discussion, journalists on various editorial staff have decided not to make a film on the Bible," KRO said in a statement.

"The aim of the project was to make a contribution to the debate on the method that Geert Wilders - according to Wilders himself - wants to apply in his film on the Koran. This aim could not however in the view of KRO journalists be achieved satisfactorily."

In his short film Fitna, intended to be shown in March, Wilders wants to show gruesome events said to be inspired by the Koran. KRO, nota bene itself a Catholic broadcaster, wanted to show that such a film could also be made about the Bible.

The film was "one of the plans for participating in the debate that Geert Wilders has aroused with his proposal to ban the Koran. After extensive research, linking Bible quotations with real political events and acts of violence however produced an insufficient basis for a thorough journalistic production."


Close www.nisnews.nl

Ooooh! NOW a legitimate threat...

...and he was a legitimate threat of the left when he wore the swastika to the party. Well, you can't please all of the people.

Banging the Wife, Eh Ahmed?




That's one way to lower the divorce rate.

Who's fibbing?

Yes-we-can, or this Chicago prof?

Kinetic energy

A major assumption of previous U.S. commanders in Iraq had been that "kinetic" operations--the favored neologism for "combat"--were counter-productive, producing more resentment and more insurgents. They emphasized the need to win hearts and minds and to avoid alienating the population. While major combat operations generate resentment among the population, and may encourage indigenous forces to become dependent on outside assistance, Petraeus and Odierno recognized that such problems pale in comparison with allowing the enemy to control key terrain and attack targets at will. Duhhh... I mean, do you need to be a military genius to understand that, in war, an Army needs to conduct combat operations?

Rattled by snakes

Pity they can't all lose

Rapping for BHO