Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A Bus, a Bronze, and Herr Rott

The Life of Job or Some Manly Biden Lovin' 'n Killin'

Dat's Dem choices

Not much more ridiculous than Romney > 0 on its own

When they run out of joke candidates, who will they nominate? Jimmah?

Tecs, maybe we ought to quit going back and forth about Romney vs. Perry and look at the real question this begs:

Should these retards be voting?

Rot goes hitchhiking in Zimbabwe

Ἀπολογία maximae

Article 6 never applies, says Rot

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

Ah, but there must be something in the penumbras of this paragraph that requires a religious test, to be administered by Mr Rot, who else?

The dogs bark but the caravan moves on

Pig doesn't bite dog

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

roT discriminated against in the friendly skies

I was just swapping emails today with Andy von Eschenbach

Who's Rick Perry? He kinda looked lost, like Harry Dean Stanton wandering in the desert, around Paris, Texas. Sorry, Mr Rot, your man just doesn't cut the mustard. Nothing personal, it's just business.

Romney plays the grievance card better than Obama

Fucking pussy. A perfect Massachusetts GOPer.
Obama is better if he has a GOP Congress holding him back.

Required reading for people that know Pepe

Tecs throws Paul Ryan under the bus

Yet another Enemy of Planet Rot

Counterpoint: Cain says it's not worth his while going after der Rotterman. Ouchhh! That must hurt.

Counter-counterpoint: Perry states the obvious: Northeast Republicans are sticking together. Damn right! It's Boston vs Houston, big time. Prepare the Stone IPA and the popcorn for tonight.

Pepean Logick makes a smashing comeback

Rot explains what an upper bound really is

Sleep with dogs and you get fleas. Shocka.

Even Ann Coulter is reduced to a stammering, slobbering, hedging idiot while trying to defend Tecs' dream candidate.

Foreigners don't get democracy. Just like Tecs.

The 5 Year Plan

Questions nobody is asking

.. except Pepe, of course.

Hard-nosed conservative begs us all to sign petitions.

Krikorian finds his calling.

One. Weird. Creep.

It was clear when Romney went red-on-red that he's only in this for himself, America be fucked. This was obvious to me before too, but perhaps blind Tecs will see it now. I am not holding my breath.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Rot at the bat

Not only does he trail the two businessmen in the race on the most important issue, he finishes third behind only Bachmann and Ron Paul when voters are asked which candidate would do the most damage to the economy if elected. I assume that result is less a reaction to any specific Perry policy than evidence of the suspicion that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Stoopid Ricains, says Rot.

Horror

Judge not that ye be not judged

This rule is not part of the Rotter Weltanschauung.

Alpepe Akbar!

AQ channels Mr Rot

Les grands esprits se rencontrent.

President Hopey the Sad Clown

How long was it ago that I predicted SCROTUS would bail on his first real job without retarded cheerleaders singing backup? I think it was a long time ago but I was wrong in that SCROTUS looks like he'll bail on his first real job with retarded cheerleaders singing backup.
You never know just how low to estimate a lefty.

Caught with no principles.

Let's see if the GOP can survive Romney's doing "well" for a few weeks.
[Add a graph, as a visual for Rot's scare quotes. -- Tecs]

Islamohysterophobia a la Pepe

Notoriously fluid?

I thought that's der Rotter, after a few bocks of ale at the local Oktoberfest.

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Ahhhh, Italy.

This is very nice, I must say.

Man that sucks. She might've got her feelings hurt'n'all.

Title is a quote from here. SCROTUS' AG had better be hoping his cellmates are civil with his mangina, because the cops are showing up soon with bright, shiny new handcuffs.
Here it comes, so grab hooch, Holder.

The quantity discount thing works great!

"Most transparent administration ever."

George Will lets them see the big board. Brilliant.

Tecs says deport; we need more Harry Reids and Nancy Pelosis!

A democracy of fucktards

...but at least they shut John Lewis up.
More delusional thought. Wonderful times to live in if the point is to laugh at Pepeanism.

Tecs wonders what he needs the tie-dyes for this time

Vomitous pinko coinage.

Please donate to the dick travel fund

Charly's High Art

Oktoberfest!

Tecs sees nothing wrong here. "He was a baddie!"

America finds consensus

Compare.

The Problem With Judge Pepe in the Badgering State

is that he thinks he is living in Versailles.

It is not the question of whether there is a constitutional "right" to drink milk from cows you own, the question is whether Government has a constitutional right to prevent citizens from drinking milk from the cows they own.
Now, Pepe, go ahead, read the Constitution..

Oh, yeah, Versailles Needs No Stinking Facts. My bad, sorry, piss away that gold, you Might Bleu.

Saturday, October 08, 2011

Fin de civilisation

So they are in favor of open borders, presumably so that exotic Third World peasants can perform the labor to which they are noticeably averse. Of the 13 items on that “proposed list of demands,” Demand Four calls for “free college education,” and Demand Eleven returns to the theme, demanding debt forgiveness for all existing student loans.

Rick "Rot" Perry and Occupy Wall Street: même combat. Well, some tiny differences here and there, but the basic idea is the same: someone else must pick the tab.

The retard state games the system.

GOPers end up with Obama II.

Running California into the ground

... the Rotter way: no conceivable act of God could wreak such devastation. Only acts of government can do that. And they have.

94 ways to prove Pythagoras was right

The Newton way sounds particularly elegant.

MIT builds the Coanda sub

MIT has overcome the mathematical impossibility through both its innovative design as well as something called the Coanda effect. So what is this miraculous Coanda effect the company has employed? It is a phenomenon where a jet flow attaches itself to a nearby surface and remains attached even when the surface curves away from the direction of the initial jet flow. Run a stream of water over the underside of a spoon and watch as the water follows the curve instead of dropping straight down – that’s the Coanda effect. [..] Preliminary market research, carried out by MIT, suggests worldwide sales of the vehicle may go beyond 1 million units. MIT is seeking investors to fund the building of a prototype UV before establishing manufacturing facilities. Once in production, MIT expects to produce 10,000 vehicles a year.

Chavurtz, Hero of Planet Pepe

"Da Horror, pincheneros chollistas, Da Horror"

Rot keeps diggin'

It's what he does best.

Texas Tec Goes Vandal, A&M Calls Herr Rott to Arms.

At the beginning it's all Loose Canons & Coanda, but at the end it's a Rotten Damn Lubbock Job.

Pepe opines.

Rot being sexually harassed at the office

Schmamily values, Charly would say.

I say, "Initiative, Dmitri."

California follows Texas' lead, joins civilization

Rick Perry ==> Gov Moonbeam. Rot ululates. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

The Democrat Party figures out how to power America on its own

Coanda supporters maced

I told them that Whittle and Ohain were the real deal, but then they went apeshit like Tecs when he blathers about lawn mower turbofans or something.

John.E, asks exactly the right question of Obama E.

"We're being told we have to choose between two competing theories: "criminal incompetence" and "unthinkable corruption". I have a serious question - Why can't it be both?

Unthinkable corruption executed with criminal incompetence. Doesn't that pretty much sum up this Administration?"
Dis

Planet Rot deeply conflicted