Much better to let Obama's patriotism question itself

Captain Black felt he had been cheated by the hapless Major and nursed a grudge that culminated in the Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade. This was a system devised by Captain Black in which one must sign one or more loyalty oaths to do anything, including pick up maps and flak suits for combat duty, all while preventing Major Major Major from signing any at all. The crusade collapses when Major —— de Coverley waved away a loyalty oath that everyone was required to sign prior to being served food, and demanded with 'righteous indignation' that Milo "Give everybody eat!"