Friday, December 12, 2008

Has Iowahawk met his match?

3 comments:

Tecumseh said...

Pretty good, pretty good. But no real need for parody, when life on the real Planet Pepe is more entertaining than ever.

One of the most intriguing questions about Obama in the mess is, “What made him think Valerie Jarrett was qualified to be appointed to the U.S. Senate?” Besides working for Obama, Jarrett’s most notable substantive accomplishment was managing federally subsidized slum property in Chicago, in which line of work her extensive connections served her well. Obama clearly wanted to reward a friend. Hey, that’s how politics works, even among demi-messianic figures promising to raise us all above selfishness.

Change we can believe in -- right, Pepe?

Even the most impeccably liberal scourges of greed manage to get rich quickly after public life. In a two-and-a-half-year period between working in Clinton’s White House and running for Congress, Barack Obama’s new chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, made $16.2 million in investment banking at the small firm of Wasserstein Perella. All it took, surely, was hard work, a little luck — and knowing Clinton fundraiser and Wall Street mogul Bruce Wasserstein.

Aahhh, Versailles! Being a pinko you can rake in the greenbacks without anything to worry about. Just spout the pidgin-Marxist Pary line, and bingo, you're free to line up your pockets. I always thought that's the main reason Pepe and his ilk become pinkos. Cherchez le mullah!

Mr roT said...

Ya doesn't have to be a pinko. And anyway, Emmanuel is not the usual philoPalestinian regurge usual in pinko circles.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Iowahawk has not met his match.