...and roT pops open a beer to watch the fur fly...
By the way, papa Bush was a dweebident.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Putin is Batman?
AA puts in his two cents: "We have a saying in Azeri, 'Two heads cannot be boiled in one pot'". Never heard of this proverb. Can anyone explain it?
Ralph Peters pissing up a rope
The basic point is same as Palin's, but he expresses it more forcefully.
Rot explains the proper pat-down
“If you do it properly, you’re not touching the genitalia. But there is so much room for error, that’s where the problem comes because you’re in such close proximity of the areas that you are checking, it could happen.”
Monday, November 29, 2010
Assanging the Data
Given the whole corpus Julian has thrown out, the US government looks like a relatively mild and feeble liar, compared to the world's many other governments, and very very modestly corrupt compared to the Assangean and Pepean spheres, and murderous not at all [for example, if we were murderous Julian would be gazing forlornly right now at the cement boots carrying him down into the briny deep]. We come across as what we are, congenital saps with a relative big heart and carrying the burden of self imposed niceness.
Julian is a Pepe, pure and simple.
Julian is a Pepe, pure and simple.
Impotent and limp!!
“Her message is that all the people who think they’re so smart aren’t really so smart. That’s a message that resonates,” Frum says.
But that's a Romanian saying, isn't it Tecs? How about this:
“‘She's too stupid’ is what the Establishment GOP really thinks about Sarah Palin. ‘Good-looking,’ but a ‘ditz.’ This is unfertile ground, since Palin can turn the argument on a dime and say: ‘They drive the country into bankruptcy, they underwrite Fannie and Freddie, they bail out Goldman Sachs, they fight wars they don't want to win, they say enforcing the immigration laws is silly and they call me stupid! I'll give you a choice: You can have their smarts or my stupidity, which one do you want?’”
Ka-boom, Tecs! How's Romney lookin and where's Dan Rather's bone?
But that's a Romanian saying, isn't it Tecs? How about this:
“‘She's too stupid’ is what the Establishment GOP really thinks about Sarah Palin. ‘Good-looking,’ but a ‘ditz.’ This is unfertile ground, since Palin can turn the argument on a dime and say: ‘They drive the country into bankruptcy, they underwrite Fannie and Freddie, they bail out Goldman Sachs, they fight wars they don't want to win, they say enforcing the immigration laws is silly and they call me stupid! I'll give you a choice: You can have their smarts or my stupidity, which one do you want?’”
Ka-boom, Tecs! How's Romney lookin and where's Dan Rather's bone?
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Wiki Hits The The World of Dipli in the Leaki
There is nothing mentioned which other intelligence services did not know, and, frankly, except for that particular voluptuous Ukrainian blond, we did not know. I find it interesting that the reaction to this is so much more pungent than when the aim of the Wikileaks was against our military. Apparently, Planet Pepe finds details of how it kept up with the shenanigans of Batman and Robin substantially more troublesome than dead Ricain soldiers. Shocker.
To the moon, Alice!
Discovery: If you call the president "Scrobama" on HuffPo, people get pretty pissed!
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Kraut channels moi
.. but Rot insists there is nothing else to talk about than Palin's tweets or Bristol's pas-de-deux. Like, this Kraut column on Russia. Or China. Or N/S Korea:
Obama peddling New START is the guy looking for his wallet under the lamppost because that's where the light is good - even though he lost the wallet on the other side of town.
Or, Rot peddling Palin tweets. Whatevah.
Obama peddling New START is the guy looking for his wallet under the lamppost because that's where the light is good - even though he lost the wallet on the other side of town.
Or, Rot peddling Palin tweets. Whatevah.
Another kvetching Ivy-Leaguer drinks tsuica all night
Meanwhile, state-school retard roT dines here... Mititei were excellent, Tecs! Why don't you come over and take care of some of that tab you got piled high?
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
AA eats his turkey on the Pike
.. stuck between Framingham and Charlton, he finds some cheap birds.
In the meantime, a California girl has a novel idea how to go faster through the TSA gauntlet. Rotter is waiting to do the pat-down.
And Angelina, grossed out by Thanksgiving, escapes from Amerikkka. Just like Rot.
In the meantime, a California girl has a novel idea how to go faster through the TSA gauntlet. Rotter is waiting to do the pat-down.
And Angelina, grossed out by Thanksgiving, escapes from Amerikkka. Just like Rot.
Obamakles Sics Da IRS Dogs on Hymietown
This administration is so shamelessly a Thug's regime. The Obamakleans are determined to push the envelope of our laws in all directions and see if they can't sink this Republic shit while the sinking is good. "IRS agent reviewing its application for tax exempt status said the agency is "carefully scrutinizing organizations that are in any way connected with Israel" and that "a special unit" is determining whether its activities "contradict the Administration's public policies.". Sweet.
If against Administration public policy is grounds for IRSing ya, looks like we're gonna get Al Caponed damn quick like, Comrades.
Wonder just how ululating Pepe da Ululator is over this one.
If against Administration public policy is grounds for IRSing ya, looks like we're gonna get Al Caponed damn quick like, Comrades.
Wonder just how ululating Pepe da Ululator is over this one.
Joys of pseudocopulation
The male wasp mistakes the flower parts for a female wasp and attempts to copulate with it. Although termed pseudocopulation, vigorous copulation does occur, and the male wasp ejaculates enough so that the emissions are visible to the naked eye on the flower parts.
Snake does the Coanda two-step dance
The snakes aren't horizontal during their glide; they're actually tilted up about 25 degrees relative to the airflow created by their flight. They hold the front half of their bodies fairly still, with the exception of the side-to-side undulations. Meanwhile, their tails move up and down.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
"Deport them all!" says Tecs.
Make sure to hit this link.
Why Czechs don't have seizures.
I've had that! Went away on its own when I got my glasses.
Why Czechs don't have seizures.
I've had that! Went away on its own when I got my glasses.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Carpe Diem, O Caesar
In a more virile age, the passengers would have strapped him down
Ah, the good ole days of William F.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Hold der bus?
REGURGE: Ghailani’s lawyer praised the verdict as “a reaffirmation that this nation’s judicial system is the greatest ever devised.” Or, in other words, “Thanks for everything, suckers.”
Friday, November 19, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Rot hides under the table
.. and cowers in his dank, teutonic hovel. Later, he wakes up, and gets snippy, after he finds out about crank-yanking.
Here it comes to the rest of us, from Pinkochusetts
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
George Washington
George Washington
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Czechglish
Thank you for traveling Czech National Railways and we are looking for you again!
Seems they aren't over the Commie period.
Seems they aren't over the Commie period.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
W vs O, or, Texas meets Hamlet on the Potomac
In his book, Bush views Obama with a kindlier eye than he does John McCain, the Republican candidate.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
A question
As a new label, which is better, "It's an Obortion" or "It's Obyssmal"?
[Watch Tecs come unglued about the link...]
[Watch Tecs come unglued about the link...]
Friday, November 12, 2010
The Special Olympics of international relations
Obama claims strengthened hand in global dealings
AP - President Barack Obama claimed a stronger hand on the world stage Friday despite [1] electoral defeats at home, [2] failure to get a free-trade agreement with South Korea and [3] lackluster international support for his get-tough policy with China on trade and currency disputes.
But hey! What do you expect?
AP - President Barack Obama claimed a stronger hand on the world stage Friday despite [1] electoral defeats at home, [2] failure to get a free-trade agreement with South Korea and [3] lackluster international support for his get-tough policy with China on trade and currency disputes.
But hey! What do you expect?
Kraut for curry
Good sense.
On the other hand... apeshit bananas.
NYT loon calls Obama airy-fairy. You know you're shit when that happens.
On the other hand... apeshit bananas.
NYT loon calls Obama airy-fairy. You know you're shit when that happens.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
What does Tecs care? He's on a diet!
A bad day to be Stuttaford, but Tecs keeps getting financial advice from Bill Buckley! And anyway, Austria and Germany will pick up the tab.
Tuesday, November 09, 2010
Monday, November 08, 2010
Classy guy, Gibbsy
Obama's isolated now. Let's see if AA and Tecs don't start pulling hard for him soon.
Why Sharron Angle was a good choice after all
Reid in the spotlight six more years! Kraut thinks things over.
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Christie is good
He takes on the pinko MSM (acting, as usual, as agitprop propagandists), but also has this to say regarding a raging FCP post-mortem: “I think Delaware was a missed opportunity to have a really good United States Senator in Mike Castle,” he said, referencing the race Republican Christine O’Donnell lost. “And that’s why I endorsed him in the primary.”
Putin at the wheel
Renault makes Formula 1 cars? I thought their cars are only good for barbecuing on the streets in Paris or Marseille. Non?
Labels:
Fast cars,
Putin just doesn't get it
Saturday, November 06, 2010
When the Cowboys Rode Into Town, the Existential Cowboy Sung The Bleus
Et Tu, Bruno
Friday, November 05, 2010
Put it on Mr Rot's tab
So, the $7 million Isabel, for excise tax purposes, is worth just $50G, meaning, should Kerry decide to pony up, he’d owe just $500 to the island’s tax coffers. Chump change for der Rotter.
Coulter channels AA
Tea Party candidates like Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell were bad for the Republican Party. Au contraire! Every Republican who won a tightly contested election should be sending a thank-you note to Angle and O'Donnell for taking all the fire from the mainstream media and keeping the heat off of them.
OK, OK, will do that. As long as der Rotter picks up the tab. The tab. Counterpoint: a more reasoned post-mortem.
OK, OK, will do that. As long as der Rotter picks up the tab. The tab. Counterpoint: a more reasoned post-mortem.
An FCP conundrum
Is this a Planet Rot story, or a Planet AA story? I'm left scratching my mane of hair. Ah, I got it. It's a Coanda rulz! story.
Thursday, November 04, 2010
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
Seethe, Rot, Seethe
Though born in the United States, Rubio has an immigrant’s understanding of American exceptionalism. His parents escaped the horrors of Castro’s Cuba and Rubio is acutely aware, as he said in his speeches, that he is just “one generation removed from a very different life.” Of course, Rot thinks Castro was never a Stalinist, just a benevolent Caudillo. Thus, he doesn't dig Rubio.
The Hub of the Bah-Stain Brahmins
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
A classy witch.
O’Donnell: ‘The Republican Party Will Never be the Same’
November 2, 2010 10:47 P.M.
By Katrina Trinko
Tags: Del.
“We had an incredible victory … We have won,” said Christine O’Donnell in her concession speech tonight. “The Delaware political system will never be the same. … The Republican party will never be the same. And that’s a good thing.”
O’Donnell said she had urged Coons, in her concession call, to fight against higher taxes.
“We’re not going to stop fighting, either, ‘cause there’s a lot of work to be done,” O’Donnell added. “Our elected officials will be held accountable by their constituents, like it or not.”
She ended the speech on an upbeat note: “We’ve got a lot of food, we’ve got the room all night, so God bless you. Let’s party.”
Sorry I was negative about her. Probably she deserved to win.
Fucking NRO broken as usual.
November 2, 2010 10:47 P.M.
By Katrina Trinko
Tags: Del.
“We had an incredible victory … We have won,” said Christine O’Donnell in her concession speech tonight. “The Delaware political system will never be the same. … The Republican party will never be the same. And that’s a good thing.”
O’Donnell said she had urged Coons, in her concession call, to fight against higher taxes.
“We’re not going to stop fighting, either, ‘cause there’s a lot of work to be done,” O’Donnell added. “Our elected officials will be held accountable by their constituents, like it or not.”
She ended the speech on an upbeat note: “We’ve got a lot of food, we’ve got the room all night, so God bless you. Let’s party.”
Sorry I was negative about her. Probably she deserved to win.
Fucking NRO broken as usual.
Rot starts measuring the curtains
OK, not bad choices. But isn't that a tad presumptuous, Herr Roverr? Also, I didn't know you grew back that beard...
Houston.
The Rotter confusion
—Charlie Crist, an independent beating Marco Rubio, throwing a wrench in the Tea Party and extreme right winners of the night. I think what will be more interesting than his likely win is how exactly the Republican purists and the rest of Washington will treat him. It is a lonely place for independents in Washington and groupthink rules the roost, sentiment seems to be particularly harsh against former Republicans. Just ask Jesse Ventura or Joe Lieberman.
Thus sprache McCain Jr., the Karl Rovette of Maverickyland.
Thus sprache McCain Jr., the Karl Rovette of Maverickyland.
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