Tuesday, November 30, 2010

AA seethes, Tecs finds his voice,

...and roT pops open a beer to watch the fur fly...
By the way, papa Bush was a dweebident.

Putin is Batman?

AA puts in his two cents: "We have a saying in Azeri, 'Two heads cannot be boiled in one pot'". Never heard of this proverb. Can anyone explain it?

Tecs' and AA's Senator gets a clue

You know the drill...

Ralph Peters pissing up a rope

The basic point is same as Palin's, but he expresses it more forcefully.

A flying Pepe settles for Guido

Rot explains the proper pat-down

“If you do it properly, you’re not touching the genitalia. But there is so much room for error, that’s where the problem comes because you’re in such close proximity of the areas that you are checking, it could happen.”

Monday, November 29, 2010

If not True, at least full of Good Truthiness

Well Now, Obamakles, How Bloody Convenient

Spengler Channels Moi

The Barking Loony is Our Guy. Joy.

Assanging the Data

Given the whole corpus Julian has thrown out, the US government looks like a relatively mild and feeble liar, compared to the world's many other governments, and very very modestly corrupt compared to the Assangean and Pepean spheres, and murderous not at all [for example, if we were murderous Julian would be gazing forlornly right now at the cement boots carrying him down into the briny deep]. We come across as what we are, congenital saps with a relative big heart and carrying the burden of self imposed niceness.
Julian is a Pepe, pure and simple.

Napolitano and Rivera are on to The Truth?

¡Mourinho moribundo de mierda!

AA seethes!

Of course Tecs thinks Assange is just great

"Hey," Tecs says, "Julian can click on things."

Too much information

Argentina and Austria in the World Cup.

Impotent and limp!!

“Her message is that all the people who think they’re so smart aren’t really so smart. That’s a message that resonates,” Frum says.

But that's a Romanian saying, isn't it Tecs? How about this:

“‘She's too stupid’ is what the Establishment GOP really thinks about Sarah Palin. ‘Good-looking,’ but a ‘ditz.’ This is unfertile ground, since Palin can turn the argument on a dime and say: ‘They drive the country into bankruptcy, they underwrite Fannie and Freddie, they bail out Goldman Sachs, they fight wars they don't want to win, they say enforcing the immigration laws is silly and they call me stupid! I'll give you a choice: You can have their smarts or my stupidity, which one do you want?’”

Ka-boom, Tecs! How's Romney lookin and where's Dan Rather's bone?

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Wiki Hits The The World of Dipli in the Leaki

There is nothing mentioned which other intelligence services did not know, and, frankly, except for that particular voluptuous Ukrainian blond, we did not know. I find it interesting that the reaction to this is so much more pungent than when the aim of the Wikileaks was against our military. Apparently, Planet Pepe finds details of how it kept up with the shenanigans of Batman and Robin substantially more troublesome than dead Ricain soldiers. Shocker.

To the moon, Alice!

Discovery: If you call the president "Scrobama" on HuffPo, people get pretty pissed!

Didn't He Claim Granma was Christian?

What's a little lying among Versailleans?

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Binnie at the gym

AA & Tecs get ready for an evening at Symphony Hall

Tecsian advice.

Rötterdämmerung

Kraut channels moi

.. but Rot insists there is nothing else to talk about than Palin's tweets or Bristol's pas-de-deux. Like, this Kraut column on Russia. Or China. Or N/S Korea:

Obama peddling New START is the guy looking for his wallet under the lamppost because that's where the light is good - even though he lost the wallet on the other side of town.

Or, Rot peddling Palin tweets. Whatevah.

Pay up, Tecs!

Yet another Rotter girl

.. talks about the Koreas. Or the Chinas. Or whatever.

Ringworms waiting at the gate

Merry Christmas, infidels!

Another kvetching Ivy-Leaguer drinks tsuica all night

Meanwhile, state-school retard roT dines here... Mititei were excellent, Tecs! Why don't you come over and take care of some of that tab you got piled high?

Friday, November 26, 2010

Tu quoque, says Rotter girl

Typical pinko hags elevating the discourse.

Of course Tecs hates Schumann scherzi

No blood, no foul

Never Such a Thing as Too Much Gold Sent to Versailles

Louisburg Square glows resplendent in Bleus and Reds, in this American twilight.

Maybe they can cook

Send some to the WH

Get me to Mendoza, Argentina.
Islas Malvinas or Falklands?

Rotter babe rails against some boogeyman or another



REGURGE to smack Tecs around. See latest comment.

Putin would know just what to do...

Pepe on skid row, railing against wreckers and saboteurs

TSA or bust

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

AA eats his turkey on the Pike

.. stuck between Framingham and Charlton, he finds some cheap birds.

In the meantime, a California girl has a novel idea how to go faster through the TSA gauntlet. Rotter is waiting to do the pat-down.

And Angelina, grossed out by Thanksgiving, escapes from Amerikkka. Just like Rot.

Obamakles Sics Da IRS Dogs on Hymietown

This administration is so shamelessly a Thug's regime. The Obamakleans are determined to push the envelope of our laws in all directions and see if they can't sink this Republic shit while the sinking is good. "IRS agent reviewing its application for tax exempt status said the agency is "carefully scrutinizing organizations that are in any way connected with Israel" and that "a special unit" is determining whether its activities "contradict the Administration's public policies.". Sweet.

If against Administration public policy is grounds for IRSing ya, looks like we're gonna get Al Caponed damn quick like, Comrades.

Wonder just how ululating Pepe da Ululator is over this one.

Joys of pseudocopulation

The male wasp mistakes the flower parts for a female wasp and attempts to copulate with it. Although termed pseudocopulation, vigorous copulation does occur, and the male wasp ejaculates enough so that the emissions are visible to the naked eye on the flower parts.

Of course Tecs and AA prefer Liverpool

Slideshow.

A slam-dunk grant proposal

Snake does the Coanda two-step dance

The snakes aren't horizontal during their glide; they're actually tilted up about 25 degrees relative to the airflow created by their flight. They hold the front half of their bodies fairly still, with the exception of the side-to-side undulations. Meanwhile, their tails move up and down.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Darwin alert

The guy has killer delivery too???

Of course Tecs only likes lefty chicks

[You talking to me? -- pic added by Tecs]

Go back to Italy, signor Rota

[OK, OK, add pic at Rot's request.]

La Barbie from Laredo nabbed by la polícia

Background for Kennie boy.

TSAer Da Iowahawk!

As he say: " Da lowest form of Humor".

The Fourth Amendment never applies, says Rot

All in one,...

but of course Tecs prefers McDo in the Roxbury Crossing T-Station. Better link.

Well, not like this is surprising...

Hold der bus?

REGURGE: Ghailani’s lawyer praised the verdict as “a reaffirmation that this nation’s judicial system is the greatest ever devised.” Or, in other words, “Thanks for everything, suckers.”

rotes Wien wird roTs Wien, II

tecs goes too far for romney, again

Too late for us guys!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Pinko justice

Rot hides under the table

.. and cowers in his dank, teutonic hovel. Later, he wakes up, and gets snippy, after he finds out about crank-yanking.

Pay the tab, Rot, pay the tab!

Buyer's remorse, grande tiempo!

Shame. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...

Here it comes to the rest of us, from Pinkochusetts

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
George Washington

AA slaps a dumb kid

Hilarity ensues.

like that little shit that worked for Bush

Sehr gut, Waldemar

More vetting of the Palin fam

Bummer

Et Massachusetts?

Get yer rocks off

Friday, November 12, 2010

Shoulda called it the Renault PEPE

The Special Olympics of international relations

Obama claims strengthened hand in global dealings
AP - President Barack Obama claimed a stronger hand on the world stage Friday despite [1] electoral defeats at home, [2] failure to get a free-trade agreement with South Korea and [3] lackluster international support for his get-tough policy with China on trade and currency disputes.

But hey! What do you expect?

APPLY!!

Kraut for curry

Good sense.
On the other hand... apeshit bananas.
NYT loon calls Obama airy-fairy. You know you're shit when that happens.

Something Wicked This Way Comes for Shcherbakov

So much Polonium, such little time.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Hallelujah!

Massive FCP conflict!

The trillion dollars MUST be wasted

An offer that's damned hard to refuse

Post-electbortion laundry

Oh, says Tecs, but she's so stooopid

Ali G gets 'ligion

Why modern art is all shit

(If you really needed a root cause)

What does Tecs care? He's on a diet!

A bad day to be Stuttaford, but Tecs keeps getting financial advice from Bill Buckley! And anyway, Austria and Germany will pick up the tab.

"Literally" a figurehead

Upbringing counts, apparently.

Ideal woman

Of course AA and Tecs wish Kerry and Gore had won

Monday, November 08, 2010

Sarah gets the issue right. Again.

Unemployment soars among 5th columnists

Related.

Too much information

Classy guy, Gibbsy

Obama's isolated now. Let's see if AA and Tecs don't start pulling hard for him soon.

Why Sharron Angle was a good choice after all

Reid in the spotlight six more years! Kraut thinks things over.

When AA votes for Obamacare.

Tecs dons a new beret

Of course Tecs and AA prefer Boston Common with 9' of snow on the ground

Clueless

Obummer tries to talk the Indians into surrendering too. Shocka! Indian students are tougher on Hopey than US journos.

So beautifully wrong.

Even the grammar is a catastrophe.

The Apt Analogy

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Christie is good

He takes on the pinko MSM (acting, as usual, as agitprop propagandists), but also has this to say regarding a raging FCP post-mortem: “I think Delaware was a missed opportunity to have a really good United States Senator in Mike Castle,” he said, referencing the race Republican Christine O’Donnell lost. “And that’s why I endorsed him in the primary.”

A Fine Piece from Montana


Putin at the wheel

Renault makes Formula 1 cars? I thought their cars are only good for barbecuing on the streets in Paris or Marseille. Non?

Saturday, November 06, 2010

When the Cowboys Rode Into Town, the Existential Cowboy Sung The Bleus

No wonder Rott is so doggone vinegary. The Yellow Rose done done him wrong and done taken a shine to suave Sartre Bob, da Gent of da Pecos.

Precisely

Obamakles the Great.

Travlin in style!

Et Tu, Bruno

"She told The Associated Press that support has come from a "whole handful" of Republicans and Democrats, including Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown and Vice President Joe Biden."

Rubio contra The House of Bush

So it begins. Betcha FCP is conflicted on this one.

Friday, November 05, 2010

Burka blues

Hu's on first?

Put it on Mr Rot's tab

So, the $7 million Isabel, for excise tax purposes, is worth just $50G, meaning, should Kerry decide to pony up, he’d owe just $500 to the island’s tax coffers. Chump change for der Rotter.

Coulter channels AA

Tea Party candidates like Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell were bad for the Republican Party. Au contraire! Every Republican who won a tightly contested election should be sending a thank-you note to Angle and O'Donnell for taking all the fire from the mainstream media and keeping the heat off of them.

OK, OK, will do that. As long as der Rotter picks up the tab. The tab. Counterpoint: a more reasoned post-mortem.

The mask don't fit the hands

An FCP conundrum

Is this a Planet Rot story, or a Planet AA story? I'm left scratching my mane of hair. Ah, I got it. It's a Coanda rulz! story.

Krautman pretty subdued

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Debauchery

Kayla on the full-court press!

So who's right: Hayseed or DeMint?

Let the ouzo flow

Let's move to Pulau Putri

Somebody loves Harry Reid

.. but doesn't like Marc Rubio.

Howie Carr is disgruntled

Kraut puts the right spin on things

OK, boys, off to bed now. What a night!

The Fat Lady has Sung

Off to sleep the sleep of the damned.

Seethe, Rot, Seethe

Though born in the United States, Rubio has an immigrant’s understanding of American exceptionalism. His parents escaped the horrors of Castro’s Cuba and Rubio is acutely aware, as he said in his speeches, that he is just “one generation removed from a very different life.” Of course, Rot thinks Castro was never a Stalinist, just a benevolent Caudillo. Thus, he doesn't dig Rubio.

The Hub of the Bah-Stain Brahmins


....gleams in Versaillean splendor.

O Massa: The Lords ride the Asses, the Peasants have no cake, all is right with Pepe's World

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

A classy witch.

O’Donnell: ‘The Republican Party Will Never be the Same’
November 2, 2010 10:47 P.M.
By Katrina Trinko
Tags: Del.

“We had an incredible victory … We have won,” said Christine O’Donnell in her concession speech tonight. “The Delaware political system will never be the same. … The Republican party will never be the same. And that’s a good thing.”

O’Donnell said she had urged Coons, in her concession call, to fight against higher taxes.

“We’re not going to stop fighting, either, ‘cause there’s a lot of work to be done,” O’Donnell added. “Our elected officials will be held accountable by their constituents, like it or not.”

She ended the speech on an upbeat note: “We’ve got a lot of food, we’ve got the room all night, so God bless you. Let’s party.”

Sorry I was negative about her. Probably she deserved to win.
Fucking NRO broken as usual.

Ah, NOLA, Pepe's Paradisical Vision of AmeriSoc's Radiant Future

Ain't she loverly?

Rot starts measuring the curtains

OK, not bad choices. But isn't that a tad presumptuous, Herr Roverr? Also, I didn't know you grew back that beard...

Houston.

Buddy of mine went to vote in a swing district here. He said mostly white, middle-aged, disgruntled types. The exceptions were a group of young women, one of which was wearing a Texas A & M t-shirt.
Prediction: Dem bloodbath.

Illegal alien votes,

Tecs cheers and then calls Immigration.

Tecs always claims it's not nice to kick a guy when he's down

I think it's ok sometimes.

Bottom story of the day

Putting on the headlock

.. or the brass knuckles? Chicago in Vegas. VDH supplies a glossary.

Pepe sends us some high art

If you can't beat 'em, mock 'em.

Tecs starts the Slurpee story again

You guys just don't know how to live in style

The Rotter confusion

—Charlie Crist, an independent beating Marco Rubio, throwing a wrench in the Tea Party and extreme right winners of the night. I think what will be more interesting than his likely win is how exactly the Republican purists and the rest of Washington will treat him. It is a lonely place for independents in Washington and groupthink rules the roost, sentiment seems to be particularly harsh against former Republicans. Just ask Jesse Ventura or Joe Lieberman.

Thus sprache McCain Jr., the Karl Rovette of Maverickyland.

The AA-Tecs Confusion

Iowahawk da Genius Strikes [again]

[Add pic. -- tecs]

One Last Sneer From Versailles...... avant le déluge

Aristos in the Salons are so damn uncreative with their sneers. Le Pew, Le Proud, Le Monotone.

Sarah "FCP" Palin's Theorem




You forgot she told us exactly how close she is to the Russians, eh Tecumseh?