Iowahawk awakes from his troubled slumbers, to find the man before him the man behind whom 3/4 of FCP can find common cause.Polite, cultured, bipartisan, loves his Euros, can distinguish his cognac from that sordid Jim Beam brew of the peasants, knows his Harvard Rulz, with a fine cut to his jib, and all the graces to be found charmant by even the most Versaillean of PlanetPeperians. Who better to lead Les Etats-Unis into its Decline?
That's right, no one who would ever be found at a Tea Party.
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"I returned to my beloved Les Etats Unis to claim my Harvard birthright and matriculate in the rough-and-tumble of conservative political punditry"
The 3/4 swoon at such magnificence.
Grandiosity befitting the wrongheaded.
IA caught the stench.
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