Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Rednex are such Prudes

7 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

I'd never heard of these people before but I'd venture a guess that the perspective of the photograph hides a mullet. If I am right, the behavior would be consistent with the hairdo.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Pepe, that's not a mullet... think of it as a hold-over from 18th-century French and American hair styles. Those southerners got lost in the woods about two hundred years ago, and they just re-emerged within the last three decades.

Today, up north, the mullet is also known as the "Canadian Waterfall." It has strong influence in the National Hockey League.

Pepe le Pew said...

Those southerners got lost in the woods about two hundred years ago, and they just re-emerged within the last three decades.
Right but do they have the same constitutional protections as the rest of the population ? In other words, can we shoot at them for fun or is that being restricted?

My Frontier Thesis said...

YES, of course you can shoot them. Check with your local Game and Fish, though. I'm uncertain if it's a year round season, or just the autumn months when they're rutting and breeding. I use a rusted out, inoperable Chevy Nova body as a blind, setting it up within blocks of trailer courts.

Mr roT said...

Let's not be carist, mft.

My Frontier Thesis said...

What is "carist," JJ?

Mr roT said...

One that makes unkind judgments about others' rides.