Abelian Rings in a Braid New Galaxy [L.A]

Where Abel [Xavier] goes there should be an [Oliver] Kahn....but then the Teuton's coif might have a hard time meeting the Alexi Criteria:

"When contacted by Goal.com, Los Angeles Galaxy president Alexi Lalas said,
“Abel brings experience, personality and an appreciation for quality hair-styling, three things we ask of all our international signings.” "