When our guys kill some #2 in Al-Qaeda, you say it's all bullshit. Now some guy we don';t give a shit about might get fired and you're calling the confetti factory. What's up, bud? Huffington Post quaaludes going down pretty nice these days?
it's an ugly personality trait that i've had for 7 years and that has been re-inforced by this blog: i find myself welcoming the demise of neocons with semi-orgasmic fervor. i'm working on it though and, with the upcoming complete eradication of the species in a year or so, i am confident that this shameful behavior will never have to be on display again.
Yes, the first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem. That neocons continue to exist is your problem and, while they do, you have extreme reactions to them. Or wait. Maybe it's that you aren't drinking enough as a married man that is your problem. In that case, I suggest you cop a six of Stone IPA and pop your wife in the head with an empty from time to time. Perhaps the neocons won't last forever, but they'll be around as long as al Qaeda is.
Maybe it's that you aren't drinking enough as a married man that is your problem. In that case, I suggest you cop a six of Stone IPA and pop your wife in the head with an empty from time to time.
Thank you doctor - would you kindly send an Rx my way?
Let's start with small doses. Go to the market and get a couple cans of Bud first. The beer is not as medicinal as the Stone and the cans don't do the good that a nice brown glass bottle does, but easy does it at first...
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When our guys kill some #2 in Al-Qaeda, you say it's all bullshit. Now some guy we don';t give a shit about might get fired and you're calling the confetti factory. What's up, bud? Huffington Post quaaludes going down pretty nice these days?
it's an ugly personality trait that i've had for 7 years and that has been re-inforced by this blog: i find myself welcoming the demise of neocons with semi-orgasmic fervor. i'm working on it though and, with the upcoming complete eradication of the species in a year or so, i am confident that this shameful behavior will never have to be on display again.
Yes, the first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem. That neocons continue to exist is your problem and, while they do, you have extreme reactions to them.
Or wait. Maybe it's that you aren't drinking enough as a married man that is your problem. In that case, I suggest you cop a six of Stone IPA and pop your wife in the head with an empty from time to time.
Perhaps the neocons won't last forever, but they'll be around as long as al Qaeda is.
Maybe it's that you aren't drinking enough as a married man that is your problem. In that case, I suggest you cop a six of Stone IPA and pop your wife in the head with an empty from time to time.
Thank you doctor - would you kindly send an Rx my way?
Let's start with small doses. Go to the market and get a couple cans of Bud first. The beer is not as medicinal as the Stone and the cans don't do the good that a nice brown glass bottle does, but easy does it at first...
Bud ? Could i have a suppository instead ?
Good idea, but then how do you discipline your wife?
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