Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Now It's Serious...


Sometimes it's really difficult to take the terrorist threats seriously. Besides: Mickey Mouse is souless and screwed up enough already. Why push it any further?

I guess the upside is that we now get to bomb the hell out of that stupid f*cking mouse. Or maybe just a well-placed .308 round, compliments of U.S. Marine Sniper corps?

3 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

No ! Not mickey mouse ! these monsters truly don't respect anything. What next ? IEDs in apple pie?

Pepe le Pew said...

...not to mention the monstrous breach of copyright and the impact this could have on Disney's bottom line, Michael Isner's net worth, and the millions of innocent children now confused as to whom their childhood truly belongs to.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Yeah, I thought FoxNews had the wrong angle on this too (not necessarily the monetary slant that you took though).

I think it's great that Hamas is using Mickey, and I wanna see the nose-mounted missile camera as a 500lb j-dam slams into that squeeky, always-smiling rat (or, like I said, I'd also accept footage from a Marine sniper taking Mickey Hamas out with a well placed .308 round... "No honey: Mickey is just "sleeping...").