Sunday, January 27, 2008

40 Drunks to Go On Before We Die...


Number 1 of 40 is below, and it sort of sets the tone for the rest. We should all be so bold in that arena, to brave what others only dream, and to try and even fail at what others wouldn't dare.

1.) Objective: Open and close a bar. Find one that opens its doors before noon. Stake out a comfortable seat and hunker down. Resist informing the bartender of your tremendous plan, as this will cause him to pour waves of pre-celebratory shots and you won’t survive happy hour. Pacing is everything. Watch the crowds come and go, watch bartenders rise, reign and fade while you remain like a cagey Methuselah. From that day forward, within the walls of that bar at least, your name will be legend.

1 comment:

Mr roT said...

I need a vacation. Damn work gets in the way of my calling.