Sunday, March 09, 2008

The Great Texas Dildo Wars of 2008

One should never underestimate the lengths to which wingnuts will go to control female sexuality. Tsk, tsk, tsk, JJ. Leave the ladies alone. And read the Magna Carta to cool off. More.

8 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

I'm with Greg Abbott. It's hard enough to get any - if you let them masturbate, I fear famine.

Mr roT said...

what do they jerk off for anyway? not like they can come or anything. this is all a joke or something

Pepe le Pew said...

not like they can come or anything
As long as they pretend to when I do, I'm fine with it.

General Abbott's career in public service began in Houston, where he served as a highly rated state trial judge in the 129th District Court for three years. In 1995, then-Governor George W. Bush appointed General Abbott to the Texas Supreme Court, where he served with distinction.

supplies! Another gift from dubyah.

Pepe le Pew said...

Attorney General Abbott has made protecting families and values the focus of his administration
What a relief - for a moment I feared he was just an impotent sonovabitch who felt threatened by anything more turgid than he could produce.

Mr roT said...

what about his gavel?

Tecumseh said...

What are those "rabbits" the broad babbles about? I thought one is supposed to use gerbils.

Pepe le Pew said...

(it's on the other side)

Tecumseh said...

Ah, the two kinds of rodents fill two different niches, is that it? Must be some kind of Darwinian selection at play.