Sunday, March 09, 2008

Mystery solved

A native Texan, Attorney General Abbott was born in Wichita Falls and raised in Duncanville. After graduating from the University of Texas with a B.B.A. in Finance, he received his law degree from Vanderbilt University. Shortly after graduating from law school, he was partially paralyzed by a falling tree while jogging.
We now know with near total certitude which part of his body was paralyzed.

3 comments:

Mr roT said...

in law school, you mean..

Tecumseh said...

Good detective work. But, how would a tree land there, if he was jogging?

Pepe le Pew said...

Maybe he was jogging in the nude with a big boner and got whacked by the tree ?