Sunday, April 06, 2008

Nothing Wrong With Mitt's Religion...

JJ, what gives?

A search warrant authorized [Texas] troopers to enter the retreat [around Eldorado], run by the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. They are looking for evidence of a marriage between the [teenage] girl and a 50-year-old man.

Just give yourself up, JJ. We can work this out peacefully.

11 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

JJ will go down to the last boob.
Those deviant sects sure have a thing for blasted Tejas badland. Well, that pretty much covers 90% of Tejas, but we disgress

My Frontier Thesis said...

AA, I'll try giving you a call next weekend, perhaps Saturday.

Arelcao Akleos said...

MFT, that is fine. I look forward to talking about the much we have to talk about.
Gargantua over Pantagruel in 4, by TKO.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Sounds good, AA. Rabelais just introduced himself to all of France by taking a huge piss on the Franks.

Tecumseh said...

Where is the "Where is JJ" label? I hope this is not Mitt's Jeremiah Wright moment -- he did not talk to this guy, did he?

Pepe le Pew said...

I always knew Mitt was sodomizing little girls.

Arelcao Akleos said...

The Green Eyed Monster lives on Planet Pepe

Pepe le Pew said...

Yeah, we secretly yearn for the fun of the mormon lifestyle.

Arelcao Akleos said...

"we"?

All the Harem not Haram you can plow through.

Pepe le Pew said...

we: planet pepe. it's considerably more populated than cheneyland.

Arelcao Akleos said...

For the same reason the base of the cliff has a greater accumulation of dying Lemmings than the rocks above.