Saturday, October 15, 2011

Let's ban Columbus Day and Thanksgiving, says Pepe

Also Halloween, while at it. Since Scottie thinks this is not a good idea, Rot jumps on the bandwagon. And bans the stars and stripes, for good measure.

6 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Whooeee. Now we've got plenty of time for quality celebration of Eid or Laylat al-Qadr and, of course, the Great October Socialist Revolution Day.
Now, natch, President's Day has gotta go...need to make room for The Festival of The Hero of Planet Pepe.

Tecumseh said...

I thought Somerville is not as wacky as Cambridge, what with all that bacalhau and stuff. No?

Arelcao Akleos said...

It ain't the Portuguese, Tecs, who've got it in for Christianity.
Planet Pepe has always needed lebensraum, and Somerville is to Cambridge what Polant was to the Third Reich...more real estate.

Charly said...

Next thing you know, someone will be tweaking the recipe for apple pie. That's where I draw the line.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Nah, you'd just call it compote and sniff it down with some champagne.

Charly said...

Indeed, where would French culinary arts be without the input of mass-produced American Cuisine ?
Ah, the kraft cheese,
the paté à la e-coli and the eggs salmonella.