Obama with no corresponding Martial and is no Augustus.

Spiteful censor of the Latin Language, read

six insolent verses of Caesar Augustus:

"Because Antony fucks Glaphyra, Fulvia has arranged

this punishment for me: that I fuck her too.

That I fuck Fulvia? What if Manius begged me

to bugger him?
Would I? I don't think so, if I were sane.

'Either fuck or let's fight,' she says. Doesn't she know

my prick is dearer to me than life itself? Let the trumpets blare!"

Augustus, you certainly grant my clever little books pardon, since you are the expert at speaking with Roman frankness."