Sunday, May 13, 2007

Pepe's Berg: A Franchise Opportunity

We've got our crack CIA crackheads trying to justify Gorebol's cacchinations, but, like with the pre 911 crew, when it comes to something just a wee bit more obvious our MIB See Nothing, Hear Nothing, Know Nothing
Time for me tawny port

13 comments:

Mr roT said...

Afghanistan in our own territory. I wonder if Kofi Annan will let us bomb it.

Tecumseh said...

Here is a guy who almost blew it , on account of Planet Pepe's bad vibes:

"Dude, I just saw some really weird s-," he frantically told his co-worker. "I don't know what to do. Should I call someone or is that being racist?"

Luckily for the Fort Dix soldiers, this dude managed to overcome his fear of the PC police. But how many times that fear trumps anything else? On PP, it does.

My Frontier Thesis said...

This compound sounds like something found in northern Idaho but with a slight religious twist.

Pepe le Pew said...

There is nothing to worry about: your presence in iraq guarantees that the enemy won't bring the fight to US soil.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Was it just last week or so that Pepe made his comical stab at "correcting" AI's logic? And now he has the Versaillian silliness to claim that "bringing the war to the enemy heartland focusses the enemy's attention there" is equivalent to "the enemy can never strike on US land"???? So when the Allies decided to bring the war to Vichy's National Socialist meister they were thinking that suddenly attacks on our lands would cease and desist????
Logic, it seems, is an alien commodity to the Quranic Geologist

Pepe le Pew said...

aa - this is not my argument: you probably remember both cheney and the former secretary of justice (the bible-thumper whose name escapes me) stating that the reason 9/11 didn't happen again was thanks to the war against iraq.

Mr roT said...

Ashcroft you mean, Pepe?

Arelcao Akleos said...

No 911, but at the same time Johnny Muhammed sniped, UNC got car derbied, LAX got a little cleansed of Jews, as did Seattle, as did Houston, as did New York, a Greyhound driver got a slice of Jihad, a not quite magnificent 17 set out to make Harper a headless horseman, etc.... It seems that Cheney was arguing that AQ, fighting for its ass on its home turf, was in no position to carry out an operation the size and scope of 911? Which of course would not mean that IM, a much more extensive reality than merely AQ, was not capable of inspiring the Believer to action locally throughout the US. Nor would it mean that AQ itself would not be able to carry out some smaller scale efforts in other regions.
Why, you think the lack of a 911 is due to the fearsome Maginot Line that is our national border? The fierce efficiency of our crack MIB?

Tecumseh said...

AA: Good tirade -- hopefully, that will quiet the Versaillist fussiliers, and their wet-noodle sniping at right-thinking, real Cartesian logic (as opposed to its Derrida-Lacan denaturation). But, pray, what's MIB?

Arelcao Akleos said...

MIB "Men In Black", after that mid90s movie it's become a generic term for "crack government people who are supposed to be the security and intelligence elite but are in truth nothing more than a collection of arrogant idiots" [the tirade continues]

Pepe le Pew said...

Why, you think the lack of a 911 is due to the fearsome Maginot Line that is our national border?
911 was largely a fluke thing - the administration has nothing to do with it not repeating.

back on your knees doing what you do best, ai?

Arelcao Akleos said...

911 was a fluke thing? You mean like the first tower attack? the embassies in africa? the attack on the Polk? Khobar towers? It's a fluky world,, Vichy

Pepe le Pew said...

does he swallow, aa ?