freecounterpoint: Courses FCPers should teach

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Courses FCPers should teach

Can you match each course with the shoo-in teacher?

14 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...: Rot's courseload this semester is:
[9] Joy of Garbage. [because only The Rot can understand the rot]
[5] Cyberporn and Society [FCPs leading expert is a Star in the field]; 2/28/2009 9:58 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Tec's schedule includes:
[7] Zombies in Popular Media [because the Popular Media IS zombies all the way down the party line]
[3] Far Side Entomology [because there is hope of finding the Coanda effect amongst the strange bugs of this planet]; 2/28/2009 10:01 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Pepe pursues his scholarly craft with:
[10] Daytime Serials: Family and Social Roles [no single FCPer comes close to having putting such deep thought into imagining ways of destroying families and eliminating its social role as our own Le Pew. A Maestro]
[14] Underwater Basket Weaving [because Berkeley is certainly not going to be outdone by the Diegos]; 2/28/2009 10:04 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: MFT, younger and fitter than us all, has the stamina for a demanding three course workload:

[13] Learning from You Tube [Admit it, MFT is unmatched amongst us in educational uses of You Tube]
[11] Art of Walking [having earned the Dakota Medal for Badland Ambling While Philosophizing While Killer Thunderstorm Echoes Around, none of us can hold a candle to MFT]
[2] Myth and Science Fiction [History and unmasking the Gods. This is his forte]; 2/28/2009 10:09 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: As for myself, I take it easy this semester and slide by with two easy pieces:
[15] Popular "Logic" on TV [because each and every post of Le Pew has given full practice at the nosology of what humorously passes for Logic in that punch and Judy show dense with the precious "University and Unemployed" demographic]
[12] Philosophy and Star Trek [because what better way to jet gas about empyrean philosophy and to philosophize about jets of gas in the empyrean?]; 2/28/2009 10:15 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: I don't know who gets the others. Cancel 'em?; 2/28/2009 10:15 PM
Mr roT said...: I have nothing to do with porn.; 2/28/2009 10:16 PM
Tecumseh said...: That's a pretty fair assignment you got there, AA. I wish I had Pepe's Basket Weaving (that's my dream course), and MFT's Art of Walking (I could do more of that), but I'll take what comes down the pike. Mr Rot, on the other hand, is rumbling, and not very happy with what he's got. Find something better, then.; 2/28/2009 10:32 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...: Walking gets the muse going, 99.9% always unintentionally (AA has always been better at interpreting stats). I think therefore I am, said Descartes (see the cartesian grid ascribed in its section line form across the post-Industrial American West — thank you President Jefferson), and then that pesky iconoclast Nietzsche (whom H.L. Mencken was a student of) replied with I am therefore I think. Point and counterpoint volley for the eve, those blowhard philosophes for the ages. Gonna go crack one last beer before the slumber. Always a good idea.; 3/01/2009 2:35 AM
Pepe le Pew said...: imagining ways of destroying families and eliminating its social role as our own Le Pew.

"destroying" families ? you are foaming a the mouth again.; 3/01/2009 5:27 AM
Arelcao Akleos said...: No foam. Making "families" out of harems and collections of catamites is destroying any meaningful sense of family.; 3/01/2009 1:41 PM
Pepe le Pew said...: meaningful under your narrow biblical definition. But look at where the world is going: these notions are as obsolete as they come.
The socal coservatives' strange obsession with how people live their lives, even when it is clearly none of their business, is staggering, reminiscent of the muslim precepts they so despise, and has no place in modern society.; 3/01/2009 10:54 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Put enough gerbils into your butt and soon you are but a gerbil, Le Pew. Stop nattering those chompers of yours, set aside your rodential procreative urges, and ask yourself one little question [before those two little neurons cease firing altogether]: Marriage as between one man and one woman is because of the Bible?; 3/02/2009 2:14 AM
Pepe le Pew said...: largely.; 3/02/2009 9:48 AM