Friday, February 27, 2009

Stop wiping your arse!

.. says Pepe.
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7 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

Sorry - I like Scott's. Hate the cotton feel of most TPs. It's gotta wipe clean - not smear.

2/27/2009 9:53 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

The good news about Hummers though is that they are ending their production.

2/27/2009 9:54 PM
Tecumseh said...

I also buy Scott's -- they're cheaper, and do the job as well, if not better. Still, don't they have better things to do on Planet Gore than to measure the thickness of ass wipes?

RiP Hummers. A pig of a car. They should be only used by the military.

2/28/2009 9:34 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

I thought you cared more about the well-being of your troops than to give them hummers. Most times I saw them, they looked like upside-down turtles.

2/28/2009 10:27 AM
Tecumseh said...

Here is the PC way to wipe your arse, courtesy of Planet Gore. Buy, Pepe, buy! Reusable wipes is the wave of the Radiant Future.

2/28/2009 11:33 AM
Tecumseh said...

Using cloth toilet wipes actually has many advantages. For one, it's a lot more comfortable and soft on your most delicate body parts. It's also more economical, uses less paper, and saves you those late-night trips to the store. And cloth wipes can be used wet without any of the sopping disintegration that regular toilet paper is prone to. For a discussion of the practical aspects of using cloth toilet wipes, please check out our page detailing How to Use Cloth Wipes.

Right. Explain this to us, O Pepe, King of Pinkoland. Don't forget to draw a diagram.

2/28/2009 11:36 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

You need to talk to my wife: she's the wacko berkeleyite agonizing over how to minimize her carbon imprint. I merely worry about whether I can grow enough mint for my next mojito.

2/28/2009 9:14 PM

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